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Joe's Sunday May 17 #1217634
05/17/20 08:01 PM
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The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.
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John angrily looked at the text he had just received from his Mom. It read: “Professor called to say you failed the course. LOL. Mom. ” How could he have failed?! … And all his Mom has to say is that she’s Laughing Out Loud?! Fed up, he text-ed his Mom: “What was up with the LOL?” his text said. “I just wanted to send you Lot’s Of Love because I know how disappointed you must be.”
~~

While working the lunch shift at a local restaurant, I watched as an elderly couple ate. It seemed as if the man was the only one eating. First his appetizer, then his main, and then finally his dessert. All the while with his wife just looking on, not even touching her food. Confused, I approached the woman and asked if there was anything I could get for her. “No thank you,” came her answer, “it’s his turn for the teeth.”
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Barry and Hannah, an old married couple, are sitting on the couch watching TV. On the show they were speaking about how to prepare in case of death etc. “Honey,” says Barry, turning to his wife with a serious expression, “I want you to promise me, that if there ever comes a time that I am dependent on just machines and bottled fluid, that you will make sure to put an end to it.” “No problem hun,” said Hannah, and she promptly got up, turned off the TV, and poured his beer down the drain.
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Sam goes to the doctor for his yearly checkup. “Everything is fine”, said the doctor, “You’re doing OK for your age.” “For my age?” questioned Sam, “I’m only 75, do you think I’ll make it to 80? “Well” said the doctor, “do you drink or smoke?” “No” Sam replied. “Do you eat fatty meat or sweets?” “No” said Sam “I am very careful about what I eat.” “How about your activities? Do you engage in thrilling behaviors like speeding or skiing? “No” said Sam taken aback, “I would never engage in dangerous activities.” “Well,” said the doctor, “then why in the world would you want to live to be 80?
~~

Grandma Sally’s first great-grandchild was born and after a few weeks, when the parents need a break, she was given the job of watching her. “Let me see the little cutie,” begs her friend Gerty. “Not yet”, Sally responds. When she again refuses five minutes later Gerty has had enough “what are you waiting for?” she fumed. “I’m waiting for her to cry.” “Why is that?” questioned Gerty. “Well, because I forgot where I put her!”
~~

Due to the fact that my elderly mother was constantly losing her cordless phone I bought her a phone with a clip. I was taken by surprise the next afternoon to find her standing in the kitchen holding her pants by her ear. “What are you staring at?” she snapped at me, “I couldn’t figure out how to undue this silly clip you bought me!”
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“Hey Jim”, called Harry. “Check out my new hearing aids, they work so well, I could hear a pin drop!” “Really” asked Jim, that’s unbelievable, I am actually in the market for new hearing aids, what type is it?” “Four a clock”, responded Harry.
~~

So this old man goes to the doctor and the doctor says, “You’re test results came back and I’m afraid I have some bad news. You have Cancer and you have Alzheimer’s”. The old man says, “That ain’t so bad, at least I don’t have Cancer!”
~~

A lady noticed an old happy man sitting on his porch. “Excuse me” she said “I just couldn’t help noticing how happy you look. Tell me, what is the secret to your long happy life.”

“Well, the man responded, “I eat fatty foods, never exercise. I also smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and drink about a case of whiskey a week”

“Wow” the women said “and how old are you?”

“Twenty eight”, he said!
~~

Two seniors got engaged, and as they were strolling down the street excitedly planning there wedding they passed a drugstore.

“Excuse me” the man said to the clerk, “Do you sell medicine for memory problems?” “Sure” replied the clerk “all kinds.”

“How about for arthritis?” “Yup” replied the clerk. “Wheelchairs, walkers, adult diapers?” “Yeah”, replied the clerk, all kinds.

“OK excellent” said the man “because we are getting married next month, and we want to use you as our Bridal Registry.”
~~

I ran into a store leaving my elderly mother in the car. I was surprised when at the cashier I saw my mother there. What are you doing here I asked I left the car running? Don’t worry she said I locked the doors!
~~

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.

“Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling red flowers called?”

“Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned.

“Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”
~~

An old man went to the Doctor complaining that his wife could barely hear, and wondering what he could do about it. The Doctor said he needed to know just how severe her hearing loss is and suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem.

“Stand far behind her a few feet and ask her a question. If she doesn't answer then move a step closer and see how far away you are when she first responds.”

The old man excited to finally be working on a solution for the problem, runs home and sees his wife preparing supper. ”

Honey” the man asks standing around 20 feet away “whats for supper?” After receiving no response he tried it again 15 feet away, and again no response. Then again at 10 feet away and again no response. Finally he was 5 feet away “honey whats for supper?”

She replies “For the fourth time it’s lasagna!
~~

Good morning everyboomie. yay


It's that time again. We had a super day here, it was warm and breezy. hamster


I didn't do much. I took Missy to the park, and then my friend called and came out for a visit and left Beau with us for a visit. puppy

I messed around a little bit outside just to enjoy the breezy weather. bravo


I spent a couple of hours trying to get UrU Complete to play on this computer. It's been a very long time since I've been able to play it. After spending hours on it today, stacked on top of more hours I spent jacking with it before today, I finally got it to work. penguin


I hate computers. taz


I hope you all enjoy the new diner and have a fantastic week. woot


joe


There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

William Butler Yeats
Re: Joe's Sunday May 17 [Re: gymcandy1] #1217637
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Joe, how wonderful you got the game to work! yay Enjoy! I'm glad you got Beau for a bit too! hearts
Thanks for starting us off on a bright and shiny new week! kissy

We are drowning here...non stop rain and flooding. It will be continuing on and off this week. It's going to be a miserable work week.
My boarder went home today. I miss him sleeping on my desk while I work at night.

Have a great day all!


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Re: Joe's Sunday May 17 [Re: gymcandy1] #1217653
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Hi Joe sherlockSounds like you had a great weather there today, Missy would've enjoy her walk, and top off a visit from Beau Awh doggies they're beautiful - fantastic you got your game to work, good for you, Now it's time for you to have some down time. wave2

Hiya Ana puppy Wishing you some Sunny weather come your way & I hope your week will be more cheerful - We're going to get some pouring rain here in the next couple days which is normal after having 2-3 nice days hehehehe rotfl

Wonderful day to Soot, Kaki's Sister, Looney, family, Mad, connie, Space Quest Fan, Marian & Winfrey wavegirl

Happy gaming all Boomer's penguin

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Re: Joe's Sunday May 17 [Re: gymcandy1] #1217654
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Good MorningJoe, Ana, Taintedfury and all. Joe I'm looking forward to replaying URU as well. Ana may the sun shine on your day. Taintedfury wishing you a happy day. Coffee and tea are ready.

catrub wave Take Care and Stay Safe everyone! wave catrub


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Good morning everyone, enjoy your day. I worked at the Eagles yesterday, cleaning chairs. It's really looking good for when we can reopen. Lunch with my best friend today. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hearts


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Good morning Joe Ana TaintedFury Gerry and Connie laugh

Sounds like a pretty good day Joe ... breezy (seems) helps to keep the temperature lower wink Congratulations on getting Uru to work ... that was a fun game ... and having Beau over is a real treat.

Ana ... keeping you in my thoughts this 'rainy' week ... be careful when you are out n' about!

TaintedFury ... stay dry! Sleep well tonight and we'll see you tomorrow yes

Gerry ... I'll have a tall dark French roast please.

Connie ... enjoy lunch today ... be careful and stay safe; I am looking forward to a Danish with Gerry's coffee in the NC this morning

L4L hearts

Take care everyone ... Monday - Monday ... back to work. Have a wonderful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

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It's a bit overcast and spitty here today, which is keeping it cool. Just back from a walk with wee man Soot. Off to ice my knees. Have a great day!


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We have had over 9 inches of rain. Officially the wettest May in history and we have lots more rain in the forecast. I got lots of "under carriage" washes today driving through open yet flooded streets to get to clients homes. Fun times!
Worse than that is the horrible ticks we have this year. Without exaggeration, I remove a minimum of twenty a day, not counting the 5+ a day on me after I get done working. It's a nightmare! eek

Have a happy day!!


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Many thanks Kaki's Sister hug

Will try to Soot - I woke to clouds then the rain started on & off, Missy won't complain about Beau hehe lab

Connie yummy breakfast like always delicious

Oh no Ana joymost definitely your right that's a nightmare, I truly hope you get better weather coming your way - Be safe and stay warm. thumbsup

Looney labSounds like you had a good long walk, hopeing your knees are feeling better now.. wavegirl

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Good morning, have a Great day. Cleaning up, and putting things back from the painting. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hearts


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Good morning everyone laugh

I like the rain and sunshine TaintedFury ... both are a part of life ... but rain can be bothersome at times ... hope your Tuesday was fun!

Yes Connie! I am lookin forward to some eggs, grits, bacon and toast in the NC! Sounds like you are finished with the painting ... how does it look?

Family, enjoy your shows

Ana, stay dry this morning and then enjoy the dryer afternoon ... I think! ... be very careful in those flooded underpasses!!!!!!!!!!!!! eek

L4L hearts

Tootin Toosday is upon us ... it's off work for me ... stay safe Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

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Ticks eek


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L4L, they are a nightmare and a half this year. It's also been a nightly occurrence for the last month to remove them off me sometime between 1-3 am while I'm sleeping. I'm so grossed out!

soot, are you still working from home? I drove through the water yesterday. Free under carriage car wash. lol

connie, all done painting?

Taintedfury, it's been a wet one again! I hope you are on track to go back to nicer weather too!

family, enjoy!


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Hi Soot blackkittyvery true - Yep it's what Mother Nature broccoli12 decides....another busy day with cleaning outside and doing the grocery shopping but good thanks!

Hi Ana puppyUnfortunately not just yet wavegirl, We woke up to a little mess outside, mostly leaves and twig's everywhere from the rain and wind last night - sun came out a bit in the afternoon which didn't last long.....getting very cold outside now. shiver

Goodnight Everyone sleep
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wave Good Morning to Joe's Wednesday Diner everyone. Coffee and tea are ready. Hope the sun does shine for everyone today. wave


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Good Morning everyone. Painting all done. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, Waffles, and Toast in the NC. hearts


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Oh my goodness Ana ... I totally get it ... I remember our nightly tick hunts while camping!! Yes, still working from home ... it is a blast ... flexible schedule ... custom office ... cozy clothes ... easier to make calls ... knock off an occasional weekend chore/project ... no office distractions ... zero commuting!! ... but still have meetings lol Do your clients wear life jackets when your fording the underpasses? wink

Enjoy your shows Family yes

Hey Ho TaintedFury ... busy days are good as they make getting to bed that night even better ... sleep good and we'll see you tomorrow -- any big plans?

woot Connie ... congratulations on getting the painting done ... let's celebrate in the NC ... I'll bring the cranberry juice

Hello Gerry ... I hope the sun is shining brightly for you too today ... how about a cuppa Scottish Breakfast tea please thanks

Hump Day!! I wonder how Caleb is doing with offices empty and all think

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Have a Wonderful Wednesday Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

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Ana, sorry you are having tick problems. Big eek

Soot is still working from home. Not sure when that will end, if ever?

I'm back from a Beautiful walk in the Park. Holy moly, it's only 72 right now. It's usually hotter than that when I get up.

Son and g'sons headed to the lake today. They picked a good day for it.

Ya'll have a good one wavegirl


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Hi Soot very true and once your back hits the mattress that's it - there's no wanting to get out of bed hehehe. Hubby is cooking dinner tonight, and I will be ringing up the hospital regarding my Pre-admission appointment for R/H Carpal tunnel operation then afterwards I've got the L/H operation. Hope you have a goodnights sleep too.

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Hiya Looney sounds like you've had a perfect morning, enjoying the park..:)

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Good Morning Taintedfury, Joe, Ana, soot, L4L, Connie, family and everyone. Taintedfury good luck with the upcoming carpal tunnel surgery. Joe thanks for keeping the Diner open! Ana hate those tics. Soot I have more Scottish Breakfast Tea for you this morning. L4L enjoy your walk today. Connie looking forward to eggs and toast this morning. Family what have you been cooking lately?

wave Coffee and tea are ready. Wishing you all a Super Thursday! wave


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