Please help me finish these signs.
-1. AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the r---- p----."
-2. ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"We repair what your husband f----."
-3. On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your s----s."
-4. On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a d---.
Call your plumber."
-5. At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a c-- p-----t."
-6. Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary.
We hear you c-----."
-7.In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. S--... S---.."
8.In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully.
We'll w---."
-9. In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a l---."
10. Sign on the back of a Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This truck is full of P-------l P------s."