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The Diner June 14th #1220027
06/14/20 03:49 PM
06/14/20 03:49 PM
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Thoughts On Getting Married

Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.

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What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
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I invented a new word!

Plagiarism!
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

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Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"

Because every play has a cast.

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.

"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."
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Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.

I asked him, "What's the word on the street?"

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.

For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.

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Knock! Knock!

Who's there?
Control Freak.

Con...
OK, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."

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A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola."

"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."

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Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.
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Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

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Why did the chicken go to the séance?

To get to the other side.
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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw him in the mainstream.

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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

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What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business!

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Hello everyboomie. wave2


It's nice to see everyone still alive and kicking. bravo


I've been in disconnect all week. I think that's the longest I've gone without posting since 2005........except for last week?? think


I think everyone needs to tune the world out every now and then, and right now the world is way too noisy for me, sorry. blush


Not that GBs has anything to do with all of that. I was just off line for the most part and in my own (very little) world. rolleyes


Well I hope these jokes are not too colorful for you. snicker


A splash of color for all the gray going on in the world. wink


I went to Lowe's today to get material for another little home project. I'm going to put a little cedar fence around my AC unit on the West side of the house. happydance


I put up the shutters I ordered and got in for that side yesterday. bravo


If it gets any nicer over there I'll want to shift my front door to that side. crazy


Have a fantastic week everyone. urock


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 06/14/20 04:46 PM.

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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220029
06/14/20 05:59 PM
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Thanks so much for starting a new week for us, Joe. I completely understand shutting out everything and disconnecting a bit. I am thankful you came back to check in a start a new week! hearts I've been having a bit of a bum stretch and need to shake it off too. Let's make it a great week!

Have a great day everyone!

Ana wave


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220031
06/14/20 06:12 PM
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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220048
06/15/20 03:56 AM
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Good Morning Joe, Ana, family and everyone. I understand what you are feeling to Joe and Ana. It has been a long and stressful 6 months! Its hard to believe half of 2020 is almost over! Hope the 2nd half has more positive vibs for everyone. Coffee and tea are ready.

wave Wishing everyone the best of days! wave


Gerry
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220056
06/15/20 07:09 AM
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Good morning everyone, Hugs for all. Meeting at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Home Fries, Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220082
06/15/20 12:27 PM
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Got good news from chiropractor this morning. I've been seeing him for almost 2 years now, and recent x-rays show improvement in spine and hip areas. Biggest issue now is regaining my balance for easier, less painful walking. Getting those addressed with my exercise class.

Looks like I'll be able to get most, if not all, of the current home projects I have on my mind will possibly get done in July. That will make me feel so much better no matter what else is going on in the world.

gymcandy, don't mean to rain on your parade or knock your efforts, but I can hardly read the words in darker colors.

puppy wave


Life's a puzzle; one piece at a time.
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220090
06/15/20 03:02 PM
06/15/20 03:02 PM
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That is good news BB. Have a great day Boomers. wave


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220094
06/15/20 04:25 PM
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Joe, sounds like you are having fun spiffing up the place. We need to spend some time doing that too.

I had a good walk in the neighborhood today. Got in 3 miles and lots and lots of hills. Been on a dead run the rest of the day, but Finally I am at that point where except for tending to son's guinea pigs tonight (son and g'sons are camping) I'm Done! Time to relax!

Have a great evening ya'll wavegirl


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-Roger Caras
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220101
06/15/20 06:17 PM
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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220106
06/15/20 07:35 PM
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woot Day 1 of the work week successfully finished!

Good night all ... see you tomorrow yes

sleep

lab


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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220119
06/16/20 03:31 AM
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Hi Joe sherlock Good for you and what a come back! all your jokes FANTASTICA - this certainly is a great start a new week....Ps if you move your front door then you'll certainly have a new view of property when your door everyday...hehehe Truly it sounds great what your doing. thumbsup
wave2
Hi Ana wavegirlWishing you a wonderful week to come...and nugget too puppy wavegirl

Hi Kaki's Sister kitty I Certainly agree on that I truly hope its a better 2nd half of the year for everyone as well- take care wavegirl

Connie burgerBreaky sounds delicious - have fun at the Eagles tonight wavegirl

family hug Enjoy your tv shows wavegirl

Soot blackkittyhehehe just got the rest of the week to go car- have a terrific day & sleep well. wave2

Looney labThat was a long walk, grab some rest & have fun feeding the guinea pigs hamster wavegirl

Butterflybabe happydanceGood too hear the news about the improvement of your spine & hip areas & luckwith the home projects. wavegirl

Space Quest Fan monky May you have a fantastic week. wave2

Last edited by Taintedfury; 06/17/20 02:56 AM.
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220129
06/16/20 06:33 AM
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Hello Boomers, hope you are all well and safe and having a great day!

I'm with you all on the stress of the past few months and will pray for a better outcome for the rest of the year.

Taintedfury, how lovely to see you back in the diner! happydance I hope all is well with you and yours!

Have a wonderful day guys!

Much love,

Mary hearts wavegirl


"It's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220130
06/16/20 06:42 AM
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Good morning, enjoy your day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hearts


Connie
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220133
06/16/20 07:11 AM
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Good morning

joy


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220141
06/16/20 08:49 AM
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Good morning Boomers. yay

I hope you're all well this morning.

Ana I hope your week is not too rushed and stressful. Take care out there. hearts

Family enjoy your day's activities. Court shows?

Good morning Gerry. Great to see you. Thanks for the coffee. I'm trying to cut back, but not doing a very good job of it. Your coffee is too good. hearts

Good morning Connie. As always thanks for the great breakfast. I always have to start my day with a scrambled egg and sausage links. bravo

Butterflybabe congrats on the good news from your chiropractor! That's wonderful. My back feels like it's a bundle of knots. I really could use a visit to a chiropractor. yes

Hi Space Quest Fan. How are you today? What's on your agenda this week? smile

L4L it's great when you live in a great fixer-upper like I do. I keep finding little projects I can do and then take a bunch of pics and post them on FB for my family to see how I'm spending my time......and my son's inheritance. lol

Soot congratulations on getting through day 1 of your long busy work week. I hope the rest is not too much of a grind. wink

Taintedfury I'm glad you like the jokes. After 15 years it's difficult to find fresh ones. How is your hand? Do you have another surgery coming? Sleep well. yes

Hello Mary. Very good to see you anytime you come to the diner. I hope life is treating you kind these days.

I really need to go to Walmart and stock up, but I think I'll blow that off. I need to mow the lawn, and I think I'll jump out and do that before it gets too hot.

Have an awesome day everyone. wave

joe


Last edited by gymcandy1; 06/16/20 08:52 AM.

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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220150
06/16/20 11:16 AM
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Good morning and happy Tuesday puppy

I had a lovely run at the park this morning. Our weather has cooled a bit and it is much nicer out there right now. Wish it would stay this way.

Now I have to go spend some time with the piggie boys. Have a great one, ya'll wavegirl


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220176
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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220191
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Good morning MsMercury catrubthank you....After carpal tunnel surgery & stitches removed it's getting easier now as I can do a little bit more each day...take care & wishing you a wonderful day wavegirl


G'day Joe sherlock Hehe I think I slept too well - Hubby told me I was snoring at 5am this morning, My right hand is coming along nicely thanks, I have a upcoming appointment on 1st July & possibly my specialist will advise when they'll do my left hand. wave2

Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220202
06/17/20 07:18 AM
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Good morning, enjoy your day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, Waffles, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220231
06/17/20 11:47 AM
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Quick, I can still say Good Morning, instead of Good Afternoon!

It's a gorgeous day in AL. I had an great hill walk today. Stopped to visit with a neighbor for a second and chatted with daughter about spaghetti sauce. Home to feed the piggie boys and now on hold with the insurance company who did something funky with our charge this month.

Son and g'sons will be home tonight (late) and then have to get out all the camping stuff and dry it out as they had lots and lots of rain. They also had a bear in their campsite eek

Taking wee man Soot back to the vet later. Still upchucking at least once a day. Time for more tests and perhaps a food change or a medication addition.

Have a great day wavegirl


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220258
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L4L, glad the family is ok and think of the stories they will have to tell! Sorry lil soot is still under the weather. Sending good thoughts for him as always.

connie, hope your day was a good one!

Taintedfury, glad you are healing well. I'm sure hubby has had his share of snoring too! lol

family, enjoy!

Joe, did you get all your errands and chores done? I've been busy and would love to get caught up and have an evening free to game. It's been forever!
Hugs to you my friend!

Mary, hope you are doing well. THese have been crazy days for sure! Give Diana my best!

Gotta run....


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220263
06/17/20 07:19 PM
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Sleep good everyone sleep


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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220266
06/17/20 07:29 PM
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Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220302
06/18/20 03:54 AM
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Hi Ana wavegirlThankyou very much Ana - hehe yeah your right there...Wonderful day to You and Your family plus Nugget too. puppy

Hi family hug Lovely day to and Enjoy your shows. dance

Hi Looney labSounds like you've got a busy house there, good luck with Soot & the vet may his heath improve. luck

Hi Soot blackkitty Take care and you sleep well too. sleep

Hi Connie dragonGood time for breaky and may you have a terrific day. hamster

Re: The Diner June 14th [Re: gymcandy1] #1220307
06/18/20 07:21 AM
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Good morning, have a Wonderful day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Home Fries, Waffles, Bacon, Sausage, French Toast, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
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