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Joe's June 28th Diner #1221346
06/28/20 05:48 PM
06/28/20 05:48 PM
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Calera, Oklahoma
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Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next.

Someone
~~~~~~~~


What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.
~~

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.
~~

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad.
~~

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.
~~

What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?

The space bar.
~~

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

~~

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
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What’s Forest Gump’s password?

1Forest1.
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How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.
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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

All of them. Buildings can’t jump.
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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Heidie ho everybody. wave2


I hope the past week has kept you all safe and well. hug


Here's a mess of new jokes for you to read 5 or 10 times in the next week. thumbsup


Nothing new going on down here, except for the new days. yes


New day,.........same old heat and humidity. slapforehead


Enjoy your week! penguin


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 06/28/20 05:50 PM.

There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.

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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221359
06/28/20 09:00 PM
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221361
06/28/20 09:51 PM
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Joe, I hope you have some fun coming your way this week!

family, enjoy!

Hi ho..hi ho...another week we go.

Have a great day everyone!


Don't feed the Trolls
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221378
06/29/20 07:30 AM
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Installation of officers at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Home Fries, Bacon, Sausage, Waffles, and Toast in the NC. hearts


Connie
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221380
06/29/20 08:02 AM
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lol Too funny Joe ... our temperature is climbing up ... triple digit heat index now

Enjoy your shows Family

Yes indeedy Ana it's off to work I go (too) ... Hi Ho ... Hi Ho

Connie, did you run for office? Waffles and home fries in the NC!!

L4L hearts

Moanday Monday Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

lab


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221390
06/29/20 11:17 AM
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Heat and humidity are the order of the day here too!

Back from walking the hills. Nice to be out, but could do with it being 10 degrees cooler and 1000% less humidity.

Son and g'son went hiking, leaving youngest at home as he wasn't feeling the plan.

Off to strip, clean, and cook greens.

Ya'll have a great day!


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221417
06/29/20 05:48 PM
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Upper Arlington, Ohio
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It is hot here too. 90's through Saturday here. eek


It's nice to be important but it is much more important to be nice.
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221434
06/29/20 07:45 PM
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221447
06/30/20 03:38 AM
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RURAL - SEYMOUR VICTORIA, MELB...
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Hi Joe - thanks for the laughs, they're fantastic & funny praise, Ana, family, looney, connie, Space Quest Fan, Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, not feeling good - sore stomach which is slowly easing and I have a Specialist appointment tomorrow...Happy gaming all Boomers wave2

Ps Thanks Soot glad you slept good yesterday - hope you have a okay day at work , I slept okay only to find i still had a tummy ache.. wavegirl

Last edited by Taintedfury; 06/30/20 03:41 AM.
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221454
06/30/20 07:35 AM
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Good morning, enjoy your day. Triple digits here. Soot, I'm the Chaplin. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221460
06/30/20 10:55 AM
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Alabama
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Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Sorry you have a tummy ache Tainted! Not fun. Hope it improves soon!

I'm back from a park run. Had a good run but it was hoooot! But it is going to be for the next 3 months.

Have to do laundry, cook books, and think about dinner. Ya'll have a great day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221487
06/30/20 03:59 PM
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Hey Ho Boomers and howdy hello this Tootin Toosday to y'all ... work has kept me busy since this morning

Family ... enjoy your shows

Oh my TaintedFury, tummy aches are no fun at all ... am too familiar with them and hope your visit with the Specialist today helps

Yeppers Connie, I think we've reached that time of the year again ... sounds like a wonderful position Connie ... I'm headed to the NC for a Danish

Hey SpaceQF ... how you doing?

I'm thinking I'm grilling dinner tonight happydance

L4L hearts

Have a balmy day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

lab


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221489
06/30/20 04:03 PM
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Mt Prospect, Illinois
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All's quiet here, just the way I like it grin I handle heat as long as I can be in my cool comfortable house. yes

I had a laugh the other day; don't know what kind of activities were happening at the dog care place, but about 8 pm that night, I noticed he could barely keep his eyes open. Energy spent, appetite sated and happy. Money well spent! Nothing like a happy content pooch!


lab


Life's a puzzle; one piece at a time.
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221509
06/30/20 07:46 PM
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221533
07/01/20 03:57 AM
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Hi Looney thank you, tummy ache is still a little there, so Hubby done the shopping today while I stayed home & rested until the afternoon as I had to go out to my hand Specialist, right hand going good & they're doing the left later in November yippy... I hope your chores speed by take care & be safe too. laugh


Hi Soot Thanking you - you are right, they're horrible but I'm feeling better- but good news about both hands, my right hand is going good & my left hand being done later this year.
Half a week gone so it will the weekend soon...have fun & take care. laugh

Last edited by Taintedfury; 07/01/20 03:58 AM.
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221537
07/01/20 06:12 AM
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221544
07/01/20 07:23 AM
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Good morning all! It's been a hot and muggy week and it will continue for at least another week. I honestly don't mind walking in it all day but a lot of the pups I walk are not as happy. I have a few drama queens. lol

Taintedfury, glad your hand is doing well. Hope the tummy cooperates today.

Have a great day all!


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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221545
07/01/20 07:29 AM
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Good morning everyone laugh

Major project starts today ... clean out garage eek Wish us luck!

L4L hearts

Have a friendly day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

lab


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221603
07/01/20 08:41 PM
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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221620
07/02/20 04:25 AM
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Good morning Joe sherlock wishing you a fantastic day:) , Good luck Soot carwith your project cleaning the garage smile & Ana puppy I still got the tummy ache a little - It's being stubborn but getting better each day, thank you kindly smile

family lab have a fantastic watching your shows & connie burgerright now I wish I could have one of those bread fast...but I need to be careful...have a delicious terrific day wavegirl

Good morning Everybody wavegirlElse who pops on, Terrific week too you all wave2

Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221622
07/02/20 06:58 AM
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. hug


Connie
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221626
07/02/20 08:18 AM
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Good morning all! Hardly worth heading to work today, only two clients today. I'll be done before noon. grin

I will have a full house the next ten days. I have a Weimaraner puppy and his two kitty siblings coming this evening. It will be interesting seeing Nugget with the cats living here.

Taintedfury, so sorry to hear you are still not feeling 100%. Sending positive thoughts! How is your mom doing?

Connie, family, Gerry, soot, L4L, SpaceQ, butterflybabe, and of course Joe, hope you have a great day!


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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: connie] #1221644
07/02/20 11:39 AM
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Olá everybody. wave2

I hope everyone is staying cool out there. Boy oh boy is it getting up there in temps. I see a string of 100 degree plus days coming up real soon. slapforehead

That really make me want to do...........nothing actually. At least nothing outside. So glad I don't work at Lowe's right now. blush

Soot I feel sorry for you man. Hoping your garage cleaning project goes well. I had to do that in my shop not too long ago. yes

TaintedFury stomach aches are just the worse. They can really ruin your day. I hope you feel better soon. wink

Ana I'm glad to hear you have an easy day today. Good luck on your busy next 10 days. I have two little white and black kittens. You want 'em? lol

The momma had three babies. Two survived, and they're almost weened. catrub

L4L I don't know how you can go running out there now, but good for you! bravo

ButterflyBaby I'm totally with you on staying inside and cool. yes

Stay safe Family, Connie, Gerry, Ana, L4L, Soot, TaintedFury, SpaceQuestFan, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, Mary, and everyone. urock


joe


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Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221662
07/02/20 04:42 PM
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Joe, it is a hot, kill your back, oh my goodness, sweat, sweat, sweat ... project shocked

Ana, have fun with your house guests happydance

Good morning Connie, I popped thru the NC drive thru this morning to get a Danish to go

TaintedFury, sorry to hear your tummy is still rumbling ... get well soon!

Family, hope your shows were fun!

Whoa, I am whipped ... and done for the day!

See y'all tomorrow!

L4L hearts

Have a nice evening Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2

lab


Dan
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To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
Re: Joe's June 28th Diner [Re: gymcandy1] #1221680
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