“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

– Abraham Lincoln ~
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Why did the M&M go to school?

It wanted to be a Smartie.
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Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use honeycombs.
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How does a rabbi make his coffee?

Hebrews it.
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I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.
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Rest in peace to boiling water.

You will be mist.
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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad.
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work?

In case she needed to draw blood.
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How do you throw a space party?

You planet.
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The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight.

21.
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Why did it get so hot in the baseball stadium after the game?

All of the fans left.

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What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor?

It needed help figuring out its problems.

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Why can’t male ants sink?

They’re buoy-ant.
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Hey everybody how's it going today.


This is the first of July, woo hoo! Working our way through the hot months.


Oh yeah. That's the first diner of July.


Soot the fireworks last night were so bad, some of them were so loud they vibrated my bed, and scared the poo out of me. Needless to say Missy was deep under the covers.


Today I pulled out everything under my kitchen sink. to clean it, and I wanted to either paint it or put some flooring over it. Well when I pulled everything out I discovered a leaky faucet. I took the faucet apart and discovered o-rings that needed replacing, so I went to Lowe's and got some replacements and put them on and put it back together. Then I cleaned it and installed some flooring under the cabinet and put everything back.


I may not resume my outdoor projects until October or November.


Being very optimistic that covid 19 is not going to get me.


Have a great week everyone and stay safe, please.


joe

watching court shows.

Joe, lucky that you found the leak and were able to fix it! Way to go! We've been in a heat wave here too. I don't mind a bit except no one wants to do anything with me outside.

Have a great week all! I'm enjoying my two kitty boarders and weimaraner pup. It's been a full weekend!

Ana

Hi Joe Very lucky you were able to find & repair the leak before it got worse, Yes I reckon that's a good decision to leave outdoor project's till later this year hehe


Hi family It's good when chores around the home are finished - now time to watch Tv


Hi Ana It sounds like a busy & rewarding job you have - they all sound cute

Good Morning Joe, family, Ana Taintedfury and everyone. Joe thanks for opening the Diner for the summer. Glad you fixed the leak too. Family enjoy your shows. Ana nice you get to take care of sweet furry friends. Taintedfury how are you doing? Recovering well i hope. Coffee and tea are ready.

Stay safe everyone and enjoy your day!

Joe, why did the pilgrims' pants always fall down? Well done on finding the leak!! Seems like more and more "large" fireworks are sold over the counter now. Delaying projects until October-November is a very good decision. The Oxen are slow but the Earth is patient.

Family, enjoy your shows.

Ana, have fun with your boarders!

TaintedFury ... hope your day was one of rest and recuperation ... yes, I look forward to the day when we the virus situation is behind us

Gerry ... it's great to see you I'll have a tall dark roast please!

L4L

Have a delightful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

Good morning, it's beautiful in Cape Coral The house we are staying in is out of this world. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Soot why did the pilgrims pants fall down? Because they were full of Plymouth Rocks?
Did you finish your garage project?

Good morning everyboomie. I think it's still morning.

We are very overcast outside, with some rumbling going on. We may just get some rain today and tomorrow.

After my coffee I took Missy parking. The rest of my day is open.

Actually I really need to catch up on some housekeeping.

I also really need to get back into my exercising. It's been a couple of weeks.

Connie thanks for going through the time to put out a great spread for us while you are in Cape Coral. Enjoy your time there.

Gerry it's good to see you always.

Ana I love the pics you post. You have some adorable pets to care for, and they are lucky to have you caring for them .

TaintedFury how is your hand? How is your tummy? I hope you're on the mend from all of that.

Have a super day Soot, Ana, Family, SpaceQuestFan, Gerry, Connie, L4L, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, Mary, TaintedFury, MaG and everyone.


joe

Back from my walk/run/jalk It was hot but not horrible. We have rain in the forecast for the next week, but I finished before it found me.

The garage project is 1/2 finished. A 20 yard construction dumpster is full. Now we need to mail boxes to kids who no longer live with us and get shelves up so we can better organize what we actually want in our garage. Also Soot has to pare down his memorabilia...I was ruthless, so 99% of mine is gone. But that is a project that will take awhile. We can at least walk in our garage now, so progress has been made.

I'm going to start a new mystery with my sister after lunch, so time to go find food. Ya'll have a great day

Hot and humid; better than ice snow, but both make me want to stay inside and let the rest of the world go by

Butterflybabe, I feel ya. I want to live somewhere the temps are between 60 and 70 and the humidity is never above 25%.

watching couurt shows.

Hi Kaki's Sister Very good thanking you, the Specialist is very happy how my right hand is going and the operation for the left hand is in November.

Hi looney Lovely day to you, hope you get some nicer weather your way.

Hiya Butterflybabe and connie wishing you both a beautiful day.

Hi Soot Unfortuately hubby and i had to go out and grab some coffee for my father n' law...then we had to go back again because we forgot to get milk hehe - so tomorrow while my clothes are spinning around in the front loader, I'm going to sit down and rest with a coffee...Happy gaming Soot.

Hi Joe sore tummy gone finally and everyday my right hand improves, I already told my Specialist that she did a terrific job...thankyou Joe happy gaming to you. Ps good luck with your excerises.

Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning all.

Joe, have finished a major portion of the garage project; 75% of the clutter is (almost) gone (the 20 yard dumpster due for pick-up this morning) I still have boxes to sort thru...no worries, L4L will keep me on task. [Pilgrims pants: because they wear their buckle on their hat] Yes, Joe, keep up the daily exercise...it's important!

Stay cool ButterFlyBabe!

Family, enjoy your shows.

Stay safe while you're out n' about TaintedFury ... grin, I've made 'return' trips to the store when we discover a missing ingredient that we thought we had but discover we don't

Hey Ho Connie and good morning to you ... I'm up for grits, eggs, sausage and toast with a cup of Gerry's java in the NC!

L4L

Have an enjoyable day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

watching court shows.

Hi Soot Yes as best we can - but no matter what, there's always something we need - that's life...just gotta remember to smile and be happy that's the best.

Good morning Family and TaintedFury

Hoping to finish garage project by end of week

Enjoy your shows Family

Get a good night's rest TaintedFury

L4L

Happy Hump day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

Good morning from sunny Cape Coral. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Wonderful Wednesday ya'll

No run for me yet as I have to take Soot to the vet this morning. I don't like to run on an empty tummy, so by the time I got breakfasted, there is not enough time to get my run in and get cleaned up. So I'll go when I get back, if it's not raining. It will be 9th circle of hell out there by then, but puppy has to come first. He is still upchucking on a regular basis, but thankfully, no blood.

If I survive the run, I hope to work on my deadbolt mystery for a bit before time to cook dinner.

Have a great day ya'll

watching court shows.

Good Morning Joe, Connie, soot, L4L, family, Taintedfury, Ana, butterflybabe and everyone. it's going to be extremely hot and humid here today. Will be staying inside but that's nothing new with the COVID-19 threat out there! Thankfully we can gather here at Joe's diner and enjoy the comfort of GB friends. Coffee and tea are ready. Stay safe and enjoy your day.

Oh and wear your mask!

Hi Soot Thankyou and I hope you do to.....


Hi Kaki's Sister Goodmorning and a fabulous day to you & keep cool.


Hi Looney wishing good luck with Soot at the vet, hopefully after that's all done you might be able squeeze a run in and get back too your deadbolt mystery.


Hiya family and connie beautiful to you both and be safe.

Good morning, enjoy your day. Going to the Marina today, to watch the boats. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Happy Thump Day everyone

Our cable provider pushed new software and it had features (bugs) with our old equipment; so was given instructions on "resetting" modem and router to get patches and updates...

the router died in the process

no internet

Have a good day ... I'm off to pickup a replacement router



----EDIT----

There be internet at the homestead again