Joe's Diner July 5th
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~~ Why can’t male ants sink? They’re buoy-ant.~~ Hey everybody how's it going today. This is the first of July, woo hoo! Working our way through the hot months. Oh yeah. That's the first diner of July. Soot the fireworks last night were so bad, some of them were so loud they vibrated my bed, and scared the poo out of me. Needless to say Missy was deep under the covers. Today I pulled out everything under my kitchen sink. to clean it, and I wanted to either paint it or put some flooring over it. Well when I pulled everything out I discovered a leaky faucet. I took the faucet apart and discovered o-rings that needed replacing, so I went to Lowe's and got some replacements and put them on and put it back together. Then I cleaned it and installed some flooring under the cabinet and put everything back. I may not resume my outdoor projects until October or November. Being very optimistic that covid 19 is not going to get me. Have a great week everyone and stay safe, please. joe
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Re: Joe's Diner July 5th
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Joe, lucky that you found the leak and were able to fix it! Way to go! We've been in a heat wave here too. I don't mind a bit except no one wants to do anything with me outside. Have a great week all! I'm enjoying my two kitty boarders and weimaraner pup. It's been a full weekend! Ana
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Re: Joe's Diner July 5th
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07/06/20 07:45 AM
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Joe, why did the pilgrims' pants always fall down? Well done on finding the leak!! Seems like more and more "large" fireworks are sold over the counter now. Delaying projects until October-November is a very good decision. The Oxen are slow but the Earth is patient. Family, enjoy your shows. Ana, have fun with your boarders! TaintedFury ... hope your day was one of rest and recuperation ... yes, I look forward to the day when we the virus situation is behind us Gerry ... it's great to see you I'll have a tall dark roast please! L4L Have a delightful day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Joe's Diner July 5th
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07/06/20 11:25 AM
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Soot why did the pilgrims pants fall down? Because they were full of Plymouth Rocks? Did you finish your garage project? Good morning everyboomie. I think it's still morning. We are very overcast outside, with some rumbling going on. We may just get some rain today and tomorrow. After my coffee I took Missy parking. The rest of my day is open. Actually I really need to catch up on some housekeeping. I also really need to get back into my exercising. It's been a couple of weeks. Connie thanks for going through the time to put out a great spread for us while you are in Cape Coral. Enjoy your time there. Gerry it's good to see you always. Ana I love the pics you post. You have some adorable pets to care for, and they are lucky to have you caring for them . TaintedFury how is your hand? How is your tummy? I hope you're on the mend from all of that. Have a super day Soot, Ana, Family, SpaceQuestFan, Gerry, Connie, L4L, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, Mary, TaintedFury, MaG and everyone. joe
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There are no strangers here; Only friends you haven’t yet met.
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07/06/20 12:07 PM
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Back from my walk/run/jalk It was hot but not horrible. We have rain in the forecast for the next week, but I finished before it found me. The garage project is 1/2 finished. A 20 yard construction dumpster is full. Now we need to mail boxes to kids who no longer live with us and get shelves up so we can better organize what we actually want in our garage. Also Soot has to pare down his memorabilia...I was ruthless, so 99% of mine is gone. But that is a project that will take awhile. We can at least walk in our garage now, so progress has been made. I'm going to start a new mystery with my sister after lunch, so time to go find food. Ya'll have a great day
"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole." -Roger Caras
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Re: Joe's Diner July 5th
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07/06/20 05:11 PM
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Butterflybabe, I feel ya. I want to live somewhere the temps are between 60 and 70 and the humidity is never above 25%.
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Hi Kaki's Sister Very good thanking you, the Specialist is very happy how my right hand is going and the operation for the left hand is in November. Hi looney Lovely day to you, hope you get some nicer weather your way. Hiya Butterflybabe and connie wishing you both a beautiful day. Hi Soot Unfortuately hubby and i had to go out and grab some coffee for my father n' law...then we had to go back again because we forgot to get milk hehe - so tomorrow while my clothes are spinning around in the front loader, I'm going to sit down and rest with a coffee...Happy gaming Soot. Hi Joe sore tummy gone finally and everyday my right hand improves, I already told my Specialist that she did a terrific job...thankyou Joe happy gaming to you. Ps good luck with your excerises.
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Good morning all. Joe, have finished a major portion of the garage project; 75% of the clutter is (almost) gone (the 20 yard dumpster due for pick-up this morning) I still have boxes to sort thru...no worries, L4L will keep me on task. [Pilgrims pants: because they wear their buckle on their hat] Yes, Joe, keep up the daily exercise...it's important! Stay cool ButterFlyBabe! Family, enjoy your shows. Stay safe while you're out n' about TaintedFury ... grin, I've made 'return' trips to the store when we discover a missing ingredient that we thought we had but discover we don't Hey Ho Connie and good morning to you ... I'm up for grits, eggs, sausage and toast with a cup of Gerry's java in the NC! L4L Have an enjoyable day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Good morning Family and TaintedFury Hoping to finish garage project by end of week Enjoy your shows Family Get a good night's rest TaintedFury L4L Happy Hump day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Wonderful Wednesday ya'll No run for me yet as I have to take Soot to the vet this morning. I don't like to run on an empty tummy, so by the time I got breakfasted, there is not enough time to get my run in and get cleaned up. So I'll go when I get back, if it's not raining. It will be 9th circle of hell out there by then, but puppy has to come first. He is still upchucking on a regular basis, but thankfully, no blood. If I survive the run, I hope to work on my deadbolt mystery for a bit before time to cook dinner. Have a great day ya'll
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Hi Soot Thankyou and I hope you do to..... Hi Kaki's Sister Goodmorning and a fabulous day to you & keep cool. Hi Looney wishing good luck with Soot at the vet, hopefully after that's all done you might be able squeeze a run in and get back too your deadbolt mystery. Hiya family and connie beautiful to you both and be safe.
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Good morning, enjoy your day. Going to the Marina today, to watch the boats. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.
Connie
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Happy Thump Day everyone Our cable provider pushed new software and it had features (bugs) with our old equipment; so was given instructions on "resetting" modem and router to get patches and updates... the router died in the process no internet Have a good day ... I'm off to pickup a replacement router ----EDIT---- There be internet at the homestead again
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Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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