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Joe's Diner August 23 #1226066
08/23/20 09:35 PM
08/23/20 09:35 PM
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You can measure distance by time. "How far away is it?" "Oh, about 20 minutes." But it doesn't work the other way. "When do you get off work?" "Around three miles." —

~Jerry Seinfeld~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~


It was my first night caring for an elderly patient. When he grew sleepy, I wheeled his chair as close to the bed as possible and, using the techniques I’d learned in school, grasped him in a bear hug to lift him onto the bed. But I couldn’t clear the top of the mattress. So I grabbed him again, summoned all my might, and hoisted him onto the bed. When the night shift nurse arrived, I recounted what had happened. “Funny,” she said, looking puzzled. “Usually I just ask him to get in bed, and he does.”
~~

My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.”
~~

As a brain wave technologist, I often ask postoperative patients to smile to make sure their facial nerves are intact. It always struck me as odd to be asking this question right after brain surgery, so a colleague suggested I ask patients to show me their teeth. Armed with this new phrase, I said to my next patient, “Mr. Smith, show me your teeth.” He shook his head. “The nurse has them.”
~~

Before heading off to Mexico on vacation, my daughter asked her doctor for medicine to ward off any potential stomach troubles. Instead, the doctor prescribed bottled water and electrolytes, “which have simple sugars and salt.” My daughter liked that. “Oh,” she said, “like a margarita?”
~~

Feeling ill, my supervisor went to a nearby doctor, who ordered an EKG. Upon reading the results, the doctor declared that my boss was suffering a cardiac arrest and called an ambulance to whisk him off to the hospital. There, doctors performed their own tests. But those came back negative. After some quick sleuthing, the problem was solved: The first doctor had read the EKG upside down.
~~

Fred: Can you tell me about that new do-it-yourself orthodontist?

Ted: Brace yourself.
~~

After my wife accidentally swallowed my prostate medication, our daughter called a pharmacist to ask whether there was any cause for alarm. He replied, “Only if she starts hanging out at hardware stores and buys a lot of power tools.”
~~

I was in the emergency room when a young male nurse came in to ask routine medical questions.

Nurse: Have you ever had a hysterectomy?

Me: Yes.

Nurse: When?

Me: 2011.

Nurse: Do you think you could be pregnant?

Me: Do you think this is the right career for you?
~~

Our doctor’s office called to let my husband know that the results from his blood tests came back and he was just fine. That didn’t suit my husband.

“What’s my cholesterol level?” he asked.

“Mr. Crocker, you are just fine,” insisted the nurse.

“Still, I’d like you to mail me the results.”

A few days later, he received a postcard from the doctor’s office. It read, “Mr. Crocker, you are just fine!”
~~

My paramedic team was called to an emergency. Before we took the patient to the hospital, I had a question for his wife. “Does your husband have any cardiac problems?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said with a note of concern. “His cardiologist just died.”
~~

Harry went to his doctor on Thursday to review his test results. The Doctor told him I have good news and bad news.

"Good news is you have 48 hours to live," he said to Harry. "Bad news is I should have told you on Tuesday."
~~

A doctor told his patient, "There's good news and bad news. The bad news is, you have partial short-term memory loss." The patient said, "Oh no, Doctor. What's the bad news?"
~~

I’d never had surgery, and I was nervous. “This is a very simple, noninvasive procedure,” the anesthesiologist reassured me. I felt better, until … “Heck,” he continued, “you have 
a better chance of dying from the 
anesthesia than the surgery itself.”
~~

When my three-year-old was told 
to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With 
a shaking voice, he asked, “Do I have to drink it?”
~~

My wife, a phlebotomist at the Denver VA hospital, entered a patient’s room to draw blood. Noticing an apple on his nightstand, she 
remarked, “An apple a day keeps 
the doctor away, right?” “That’s true,” he agreed. “I haven’t seen a doctor in three days.”
~~

“Patient in to ER at 0400 with no complaints: ‘I have been having chest pain for 4 months but I am not having chest pain now. The reason I’m here now is because I heard that 4am is the best time to come cause there are not that many people.’ ”

“Had a woman call 911 because she ‘had déjà vu in the shower and got nervous.’”

“Got a frantic call from a woman who claimed she had overdosed and needed help immediately.

We arrive on scene, and she hands us an empty mint container, saying she took them all. That night she learned that you cannot overdose on mints.”

Source: Overheard in the ER
~~

A therapist has a theory that couples who make love once a day are the happiest. So he tests it at a seminar by asking those assembled, “How many people here make love once a day?”

Half the people raise their hands, each of them grinning widely.

“Once a week?”

A third of 
the audience members raise their hands, their grins a bit less vibrant.

“Once a month?”

A few hands tepidly go up.

Then he asks, “OK, how about once a year?”

One man in the back jumps up and down, jubilantly waving his hands.

The therapist is shocked—this disproves his theory.

“If you make love only once a year,” he asks, “why are you so happy?” T

he man yells, “Today’s the day!”
~~

My mother was rushed to the 
hospital following a serious tumble.
There the staff placed a band around her wrist with large letters warning: Fall Risk.

Unimpressed, Mom said to me, “I’ll have them know I’m a winter, spring, and summer risk too.”
~~

Good evening everyboomie. wave2


I think I took my sweet time getting here, but here I am none the less. oops


I did have a busy day............................this week. One of them. think


Maybe one, if you put them all together. lol


The intent was there anyway. razz


I always have good intentions on my right shoulder.......and that ornery little procrastinator guy on my left. snicker


I may go to Texas this week with my sister. She's going home to visit my other sister. I haven't been home since 1992 or 1993. rolleyes


I'm thinking it might be time. snicker


Whut? duh


Have a great week everyone. thumbsup


joe

Last edited by gymcandy1; 08/23/20 09:39 PM.

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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226068
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Thanks for another week, Joe! They are flying by aren't they?

I had a great Sunday with Nugget. I took her to three places and drove 175 miles to hike and swim. We had a blast! It was much needed! I'm ready to start my week!

Have a great one all!


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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226083
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Good morning Joe sherlockLove the Mum & winter joke so funny hehe...Wish You & your Sister a safe road trip should you both still go...be safe.. wave2

Ana puppyYour not wrong even though it's been a rotten & scary half of the year eg virus, I must admit that your absolutely right - the days are going so fast.....it's like yesterday i just put the Christmas tree away...May You & your family have a super week. wavegirl


Good morning Soot car, Looney lab, connie yay, family lab, MsMercury catrub, Kaki's Sister kitty, Butterflybabe dragon and Space Quest Fan monky..Plus anyone Else who pops in at Gameboomers wave2 penguin urock

Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226098
08/24/20 08:09 AM
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Good morning, enjoy the new week. Lunch and Netflix (The Umbrella Society) with a friend. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226117
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Magnificent Monday ya'll puppy

Home from my run. Cleaned up, wash running, and it's time for sitting and surfing for a sec. G'kids are doing school (sort of ), Soot is in a meeting. 2020 has been an interesting year.

Hope you all have a wonderful, fantastic day wavegirl


"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."
-Roger Caras
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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226161
08/25/20 06:26 AM
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226174
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Good morning Joe Ana TaintedFury L4L Connie and Family laugh

Joe, taking your time is A.O.K. .. you be careful in Texas .. lots of rain headed that way .. have a fun road trip car

Ana, that's wonderful you and Nugget got some time to hike and swim

Hey Ho TaintedFury .. it is fascinating how time has sped up as the years are passing by .. sleep well

Family .. enjoy your shows .. and maybe knock out a chore to free time this weekend think

Connie, you enjoy your day too .. I'll have a Danish to go with a tall dark roast from Gerry
L4L hearts

Wishing you all an agreeable Toosday Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2
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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226183
08/25/20 10:12 AM
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Terrific Tuesday ya'll puppy

Rainy day is forecast. It is for sure overcast, but I did get in my run without needing to use the umbrella I lugged along.

Came home to son cooking bacon happydance Why else do I run except so I can eat bacon? I literally could happily eat bacon at every meal. I don't, but I could.

Now cleaned up and sitting and surfing and sipping. Always a good thing!

Have a great one wavegirl


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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226217
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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226220
08/25/20 08:41 PM
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Hello everyone. wave2

I hope everybody is doing great this evening. yes

I'm trying to get ready to go to Texas in the morning. woot

I haven't been away from home overnight in over 2 years, and I'm just hoping I don't forget something. It's a 400 mile trip so I can't run back home for something I forgot. lol

I'm taking Missy AND Pepper, so this is going to be a fun trip. rolleyes

We'll be back on Saturday. I'm taking my laptop, but not sure how much I'll be on line. wink

Enjoy the rest of your week Ana, TaintedFury, Family, SpaceQuestFan, Gerry, Connie, L4L, Soot, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, & Mary. urock

joe


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Joe, be safe! Maybe a trip to Texas when a hurricane is coming! Have a fun and safe trip!


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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226241
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Hello dear Boomers, just stopping by to say 'Hi' and to wish you all a wonderful Wednesday. Things continue to be very challenging here, hubby not good healthwise at the moment. Could use some prayers please.

Safe trip Joe!

Ana, sorry to read about your BIL. Prayers and love to you all.

Stay safe guys!

Much love,

Mary hearts


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but who you have in your life that counts." puppy

I'm not getting old....just 'Marvelously Mature'! grin
Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226250
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Good morning, enjoy the day. Joe, be safe in Texas. Mary, prayers for your husband. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
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Good morning Boomers laugh

Hey Ho Joe ... have a safe road trip and enjoy ... catch you this weekend

Enjoy your shows Family

Hello Ms Mary ... it's so good to see you .. will definitely add hubby to you and family in my prayers

Hi Ana ... it's always good to see you come up for air wink

Good morning Connie, you enjoy your day too! I'll grab a Danish and coffee to go please thanks
L4L hearts

Have a dazzling Camel Day Joe Ana TaintedFury Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary and anyone else who pops in to say hi wave2
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Prayers and positive thoughts for you and family Mary. hearts

Connie, wishing you a good day!

L4L, I love bacon too!

soot, hope your week is going smoothly!

Taintedfury, are your garden projects done now?


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Re: Joe's Diner August 23 [Re: gymcandy1] #1226280
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Wonderful Wednesday to you all puppy

I am back from my run in the park. Little rough today as I tripped 2ce within 30 seconds. Thought for a minute the Good Lord was trying to tell me today was not the day to run. Then I decided he was actually telling me to tuck in my shoe laces which I had always worried about a bit.

Tucked them in and finished my 5 miles staying on my feet.

Home now to sit and sip and surf. Hopefully, playing Dnd with son/g'son this afternoon. We shall see.

Mary, prayers for your family. Gentle hugs!


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Good morning, everyone! Been quite some time since I've posted. Been quite a busy year! Good to be back!


Woohoo and booyah! smile Have an easy peasy day!
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Nice to see you, Darlene! Your absence was noted, and I was wondering how you were doing. wave

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Darlene, I was just thinking about you this weekend! I was wondering what happened to you! So happy to see you here.

L4L, nothing like a shoestring to remind you to pay attention to the little things. lol Been there, done that!


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Good Morning all Boomers.. wavegirl

Joe sherlockHopefully your journey to Texas will be a enjoyable drive, though it's a concern with that Hurricane approaching - please take care & be safe.. car

Ana puppy Almost Hubby decided to connect copper pipes between a tap outside & a old washing machine so i can wash the dog blankets in that machine....Final adjustments being done on drain/trench...hugs to Nugget hug
PS Still sending positive thoughts & wishes for Bil... woot

G'day Soot They're going to quick - but that's what happens when we get older...super day to you...


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Good morning, have a Lovely day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC. summer


Connie
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Good morning ya'll puppy

I'm back from my run. Have inhaled my coffee and my tummy is making lunch noises. Son has dinner in the crock pot and hubby has gone into work for a bit.

Kids are doing school work at home. This seems to be life in 2020. Whoosh, where has August gone? wavegirl


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Hey everyone ... stopped by this morning and then got side tracked

Hope you all had a great day!

Work is getting the best of me lol

Take care, stay smart, stay safe!

wave2

lab


Dan
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