1. I had a terrific childhood. In the summer time my dad would put me inside rubber tires and roll me down a hill. Those were G------rs.

-2. Breaking news: man gets hit by a rental car. Said it --r--.

-3. I've got racing geese for sale. Let me know if you want to take a quick -----r.

4. Who can drink two litres of gasoline and not get sick? ----- can.

-5. Sting was kidnapped today. The ------ have no lead.

6. I got arrested at the Farmer's Market. I was disturbing the ----.

-7. Where did Noah put the bees? In the --- h----.

-8. My boss came to me lunch: "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to find you all morning" I shrugged and said: " ---d ----o---s are hard to find."

-9. Bored? Need a hobby? Try blindfold archery. You don't know what you're -------.

-10. I lost my notes I was writing for my book called "1001 ways to cure an itch."
Guess I'll have to start from -------.

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Bernie

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