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Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 #1229140
09/28/20 01:56 AM
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-1. Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her c----- c---- removed!

-2. Did you hear about the man who drank five litres of tea?
He drowned in his t---- or t-----.

-3. Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a f---- a-- k--.

-4. Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even d--- is --.

-5. Did you hear about the cat who drank three bowls of milk?
He set a new l-- record.

-6. Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first f-----.

-7. Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called b----- and the y----.

8. Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a ---- off the old block.

-9. Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team s-----.

-10.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but d- b---.

praise

Last edited by curly; 09/28/20 02:27 PM.

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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229143
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229145
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229146
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229147
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Hey Bernie.


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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229148
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229149
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229150
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229153
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229157
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229159
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229163
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Thanks. Hi Cue. Close enough Joan, I have de brie.


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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229167
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229178
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229181
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229203
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Re: Did you hear jokes. Sep. 28 [Re: curly] #1229215
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