-1. Did you hear about the husband who took his wife for some plastic surgery?
He had her c----- c---- removed!
-2. Did you hear about the man who drank five litres of tea?
He drowned in his t---- or t-----.
-3. Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a f---- a-- k--.
-4. Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even d--- is --.
-5. Did you hear about the cat who drank three bowls of milk?
He set a new l-- record.
-6. Did you hear about the two ghosts who fell madly in love?
It was love at first f-----.
-7. Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called b----- and the y----.
8. Did you hear about the stonemason's son?
He was a ---- off the old block.
-9. Did you hear about the baby ghost who applied to join the football team?
He heard the manager say that they were in need of a little team s-----.
-10.
Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded ?
There was nothing left but d- b---.