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1.

A witch burnt her butt on a candle.
She was angry. It was such a scandal.
She jumped on her broom
and zoomed to her doom.
Went too fast, and flew off the handle!

2.
This limerick isn't a stretch
It's about an unfortunate wretch
A werewolf pursued him
How did he elude him?
He threw it a stick and yelled, "fetch!"

5.
Frankenstein wasn’t very compliant
He was mad and annoyed and defiant
But he happened to pass
Anger management class
And turned into The Jolly Green Giant!

8.
On a blind date, two cyclops said "Hi."
"You're the one eye adore" they did sigh.
They've been married for years,
And the secret appears,
They apparently see eye to eye.

Love these! I see you're not having any problems here

3.
The invisible man came to dine
He sat right to my left, which was fine
But his rumblings abdominal were simply phenomenal
And everyone thought they were mine.

Good solve, Joan

7.
You're a woman from east Transylvania
Dating Dracula, with all his weird mania
He asks you each night
To go for a bite
An experience certain to drain ya.

4. A ghost and a witch with a broom
and a ghoul and a bat in a room
stayed up very late
so that they could debate
about who should be frightened by whom!

Ghoulicious solves gentlemen!

6.
A dragon with fiery plume
Crashed a wedding and smashed up the room
Ate every hors d’oeuvre
Crushed the cake - what a nerve!
Then toasted the bride and the groom!

That's hilarious! They're all very entertaining. Thanks, Cue.

Nice solve, michele

You're all welcome. It looked like a fun puzzle idea and I'm glad it was enjoyable.

The limericks themselves are the work of Richard Lederer on his verbivore page. There are some more ghoulish limericks here as well.