1. Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the f----- l---
-2. A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a C----- please, hold the v----"
-3. I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers... T---- are r----.
-4. What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? I----- j----!
5. Where do sick boats go to get healthy? To the d---!