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A few COVID jokes. #1232578
11/03/20 05:43 AM
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1. Finland has just closed their borders. No one will be crossing the f----- l---

-2. A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a C----- please, hold the v----"

-3. I ran out of toilet paper, so have begun using old newspapers... T---- are r----.

-4. What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? I----- j----!

5. Where do sick boats go to get healthy? To the d---!

lol snicker


Last edited by curly; 11/03/20 11:53 AM.

If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232579
11/03/20 06:38 AM
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4 - inside jokes


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232580
11/03/20 06:43 AM
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Merci.


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Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232586
11/03/20 07:26 AM
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3. Times are rough lol

I missed you yesterday, Remi. hearts

Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232587
11/03/20 07:30 AM
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2. "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus." grin

Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232588
11/03/20 08:09 AM
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Thanks.


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Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232591
11/03/20 10:03 AM
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5. dock wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232592
11/03/20 10:05 AM
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1. finish line wink


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232594
11/03/20 10:09 AM
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In a cartoon I saw recently:

patient asks doctor "when will this virus end?"

Doctor replies "I don't know, I'm not a journalist!" grin


Life is what happens while you're making other plans.

Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232601
11/03/20 11:32 AM
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I love it Lex. So true! smirk

Re: A few COVID jokes. [Re: curly] #1232603
11/03/20 11:52 AM
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Good one Kev.


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