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Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) #1233763
11/18/20 02:33 AM
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For all of us older kids.

-1. What word is both short and long? a----v-----n

2. What do you call a head with no nose? nobody n---

-3. What do mountains do for fun? They play p--- - --o

-4. What has ears but cannot hear? A c---f---d

-5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? f---- b---

-6. What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you've got p------s

-7. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
---- with it

-8. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a p-----

-9. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for g------!

-10. Would February March? No, but ----- ---

I went for a walk and thought of another one.

-11. What falls but never breaks? ----- ---l

lol rotfl






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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233764
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233765
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Thanks ob.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233766
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233767
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Hi Bernie, you spelled 'peak' properly.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233768
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233769
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Thanks jb.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233770
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233772
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Bonne réponse Kev.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233773
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233774
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233775
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Good ones.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233776
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233779
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Thanks michele.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233782
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233783
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233786
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Good one Marian. MXM, the answer contains 4 letters in order to be funny.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233788
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233793
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Thanks bb.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 [Re: curly] #1233830
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see hints


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) [Re: curly] #1233835
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) [Re: curly] #1233836
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Thanks Joan.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) [Re: curly] #1233842
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) [Re: curly] #1233843
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Good one.


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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints) [Re: curly] #1233849
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