Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints)
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11/18/20 02:33 AM
11/18/20 02:33 AM
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For all of us older kids. -1. What word is both short and long? a----v-----n 2. What do you call a head with no nose? nobody n--- -3. What do mountains do for fun? They play p--- - --o -4. What has ears but cannot hear? A c---f---d -5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? f---- b--- -6. What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you've got p------s -7. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? ---- with it -8. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a p----- -9. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for g------! -10. Would February March? No, but ----- --- I went for a walk and thought of another one. -11. What falls but never breaks? ----- ---l
Last edited by curly; 11/19/20 10:58 AM.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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Re: Kids jokes. Nov. 18
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11/18/20 10:07 AM
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Good one Marian. MXM, the answer contains 4 letters in order to be funny.
If you can't dance, don't blame the dance floor.
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