Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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12/29/20 11:33 AM
12/29/20 11:33 AM
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Wife to husband: Honey, was that glass?
Wife seeing shattered scales: Honey, are you O.K. ... Oh my goodness, what happened?
Husband: Well, I stepped on the scales and then a message scrolled on the screen saying "Only one at a time, please!" and then pow...
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
#1237375
12/31/20 06:23 AM
12/31/20 06:23 AM
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Posts: 21,812 Bucks, England
Urban Worrier
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True Blue Boomer
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Half the week has gone! Keep 'em coming...
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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12/31/20 02:50 PM
12/31/20 02:50 PM
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Posts: 11,590 The Garden State
LadyKestrel
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The reason why practicing your skateboard moves on the bathroom scale is not a good idea.
Carpe chocolate.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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01/02/21 12:15 PM
01/02/21 12:15 PM
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butterflybabe
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Husband - what was that loud pop?
Wife - Didn't the box for the scale you bought us for Christmas say that the glass was supposed to be 'shatterproof'?
Husband - yeah; uhoh.
Life's a puzzle; one piece at a time.
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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01/03/21 05:48 PM
01/03/21 05:48 PM
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Urban Worrier
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Just about to turn in, so it's decision time... Loved them all! butterflybabe get an honourable mention for the "lying scales" one, but this weeks Squiggle goes to soot for: Wife to husband: Honey, was that glass? Wife seeing shattered scales: Honey, are you O.K. ... Oh my goodness, what happened? Husband: Well, I stepped on the scales and then a message scrolled on the screen saying "Only one at a time, please!" and then pow......just couldn't reist the "one at a time" gag Good one, soot
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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Re: Squiggle
[Re: Pandora]
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01/05/21 07:53 PM
01/05/21 07:53 PM
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Thanks Remi ... have a wonderful evening
Dan ... To learn, read...To know, write...To master, teach...To live, play games & listen to whale music Stay Smart & Stay Safe
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