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Fun with Puns. Feb.15 #1241112
02/15/21 02:26 AM
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I hope you like these.

-1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we a----.

-2. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? S----.

-3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a-----.

-4. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a s----.

-5. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent f------ f----s.

-6. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A b-------r.

-7. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? S----- s---.

-8. What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
t----, t----, t---‘--.

-9. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not -- again.”

10. If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up p----- the p----.

Thanks Kevin.

tomato

Last edited by curly; 02/16/21 02:25 AM.

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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241115
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1. Arson (are son) lol - Nice ones Curly wave

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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241117
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241118
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Good answers. Thanks Bernie.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241119
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241120
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Thanks jb.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241126
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4 - scene


Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241129
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241131
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Merci.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241132
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241137
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241138
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Marian has it.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241151
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2. because it s'warm think

Hi Remi ... have a great Monday laugh

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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241155
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3. around wave


Sometimes lost is where you need to be. Just because you don't know your direction doesn't mean you don't have one.
Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241162
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Good ones. Thanks Dan.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241165
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Did you ever stop to think and then forget to start again?
Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241173
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Thanks Cue.


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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241177
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Re: Fun with Puns. Feb.15 [Re: curly] #1241204
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You did it Joan.


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