-1.What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? A----e
-2. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here. I’ll go on a----.
-3. Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage?
Because every play has a c---.
-4. Why are there gates around cemeteries?
Because people are d---- to get in.
-5. Why did the farmer win an award?
Because he was o---------g in his field.
-6. Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Because their capital is ------.
-7. What kind of music do planets like? n------s.
8. What do you call a cow with two legs? l--n b--f.
-9. Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a f----.
-10. What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other? E-----.