Tom Celebrates being Double-Jabbed!
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07/22/21 12:21 PM
07/22/21 12:21 PM
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True Blue Boomer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 21,812
Bucks, England
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More Tom Swifties.(For example "I'll have a martini," said Tom, drily.) As ever, grovelling apologies for any re-runs Some of these are very clever and quite tough, so being all heart, I've given you first letter and length as a starter · As ever, an asterisk represents a "real" hyphen. One answer each for first 24 hours, please. -1. "How on earth can I open the bidding with a Yarborough?," asked Tom p----------. -2. "My cardiologist says I've got to lose weight", said Tom w--- a h---- h----. -3. "Stick 'em up", said Tom h---*h-------. -4. "If the part of the plane that hold the engines fall off, we'll crash", said Tom k--------. -5. "My statement just doesn't add up," said Tom, sounding u---------. -6. "I am here with my friend Hamlet," said Tom with d------. -7. "I guess you're wondering why I'm wearing this chemise", said Tom s-------. -8. "Since the Covid lockdown, I'm actually saving money", said Tom n---------. -9. "I often disguise myself as a nun," said Tom h---------. -10. "We all know what comes after 'X'." said Tom, w-----.
To waste one second of one's life is a betrayal of one's self. I wonder what's on television...?
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