1. Why did the bread break up with margarine?
Because he found a b----- l----.

-2. What should you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns? Go straight for the j------.

-3. Why should you never tell a taco a secret?
Because they tend to s---- the b----.

-4. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Same m----- n---.

-5. I had a neck brace fitted many years ago and since then, I’ve never l----- b---.

-6. What did the buck tell the doe? I love you --e-.

-7. What do you call a locksmith in a bad mood? A c---- --y.

-8. The calf ask the cow "why did you tell me to go to bed"?
Because it's p------ bed time.

-9. How do lightbulbs send messages? By l--- p---s.

-10. How do you help a baker in need? With a d---- n----n

3. Spill the beans Good morning Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie.

5. looked back

4. middle name

Thanks.

7. a crank key

2. juggler

Good ones Ladies.

6 - deer

Oui.

8. pasture

10. dough nation

9. lamp posts

Thanks.

1. butter lover

Thanks mxm.