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Jokes. Sept.5 #1281065
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-1. What did the mother cow say to her calf at night?
It’s ----u-- bed time.

2. What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a ----f--- b---.

-3. What happened when the female cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had ---t---.

-4. What did one rain drop say to the other?
Two’s company three is a -----.

-5. Why did they put the zebra in charge of the army?
It had the most ----p--.

-6. Which bird is always out of breath?
A ---f--.

-7. A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this ----- taken?"

-8. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is --a--.

-9. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says uno, dos, and poof! he disappeared without a ----.

-10. I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago. I now live in c---t--- f---.

lol happydance

Last edited by curly; 09/06/22 02:08 AM.

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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281066
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281067
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281068
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Thanks.


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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281069
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281071
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Merci Kevin.


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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281078
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281081
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281082
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281085
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Merci michele.


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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281088
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281089
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281090
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Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281092
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281093
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Good ones.


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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281106
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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281108
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Good one.


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Re: Jokes. Sept.5 [Re: curly] #1281125
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