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Got any nails? #874956
03/19/13 11:45 PM
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One day a parrot walked up to the counter inside a convenience store and said to the assistant "Got any grapes?" "No" replied the assistant. The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

A little while later the parrot returned and asked "Got any grapes?" The assistant replied "No! I already told you 15 minutes ago, I don't have any grapes!"

The parrot smiled and once again walked out of the store. Ten minutes later, the parrot returned and asked again "Got any grapes?" The irate assistant yelled "No! We didn't have any, we don't have any and we're not going to have any and if you come back in here again, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!" The parrot smiled and walked out of the store.

Later that day the parrot returned and asked "Got any nails?" The clerk said "NO!". The parrot replied "Good. Got any grapes?"


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #874957
03/20/13 12:12 AM
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rotfl Thanks Niki lol


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: manxman] #874962
03/20/13 12:48 AM
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rotfl That's one smart bird. rotfl


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #874966
03/20/13 02:22 AM
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lol wave


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #874976
03/20/13 05:04 AM
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lolLoved it Niki! lol


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #874996
03/20/13 07:47 AM
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lol Great, smiled wide across my face, lol Thank-You


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #875033
03/20/13 12:00 PM
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Squuaaaccckkk! Run parrot run!


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Niki] #875063
03/20/13 02:11 PM
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Too silly, thanks Niki!! Still trying to picture a parrot smiling... lol .


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Re: Got any nails? [Re: Lotus777] #875083
03/20/13 03:36 PM
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Insistant parrot lol


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