Posted By: gymcandy1
Saturdiner - 10/26/13 04:43 AM
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- Yogi Berra
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Crazy, Idiotic, or Moronic Laws
Ohio
In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas.
First of all, my sister would be... ..never mind.
Secondly I almost never run out of gas. At least that's what my coworkers tell me.
Oklahoma
It Is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm
I don't think that requires any comment from me.
But I did anyway.
South Carolina
There's no place for fun... It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine.
I don't think anybody under 18 even knows what a pinball machine is now.
Tennessee
It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange or otherwise transfer any live skunk, except that the prohibitions of this section shall not apply to bonafide zoological parks and research institutions.
You must believe in God to be elected into office. You also are not permitted into office if you were in contestant in a duel.
Ok how do lawyers get around in Tennessee anyway?
Oh I know they call the local zoo keeper and ask for a ride.
Vermont
In Montpelier, No law was violated when 42 cyclists rode through Vermont's capital naked on May 14, 2009. The Barre-Montpelier Times Argus reported that Vermont has no ban on public nudity. Disrobing in public is a crime, but the cyclists disrobed before venturing out and would not be charged.
VERMONT??? Yeah I'll bet they were all wearing 3 layers of goosebumps.
I never go out naked North of the Mason Dixon line.
West Virginia
If any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense
Judging by the wording, I'm guessing that one's been on the books for a while.
It is illegal to taunt someone for not accepting a challenge for a duel. Actual: If any person post another, or in writing or in print use any reproachful or contemptuous language to or concerning another, for not fighting a duel, or for not sending or accepting a challenge, he shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction, shall be confined in jail not more than six months, or fined not exceeding one hundred dollars.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia....
Wisconsin
The serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer.
In Sun Prairie, No rider of a bicycle shall remove both hands from the handlebars or practice any trick or fancy riding in any street in the city nor shall any bicycle rider carry or ride any other person so that two persons are on the bicycle at one time, unless a seat is provided for a second person.
In Wauwatosa, No person shall spit... upon the floor or stairways of any public hall or building, or upon the floor ...or upon any sidewalk abutting on any public street, or alley of said city.
OR upon any field or pasture abutting said city, or upon any roadway entering or leaving said city, or the surrounding county, or upon any city at all in said county, or in any other county abutting said county, or upon any ground or city in said state, or any state abutting said state, or......
How many reams of paper do we have??
Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend!
joe
- Yogi Berra
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Crazy, Idiotic, or Moronic Laws
Ohio
In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face.
In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas.
First of all, my sister would be... ..never mind.
Secondly I almost never run out of gas. At least that's what my coworkers tell me.
Oklahoma
It Is illegal to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7pm
I don't think that requires any comment from me.
But I did anyway.
South Carolina
There's no place for fun... It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine.
I don't think anybody under 18 even knows what a pinball machine is now.
Tennessee
It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange or otherwise transfer any live skunk, except that the prohibitions of this section shall not apply to bonafide zoological parks and research institutions.
You must believe in God to be elected into office. You also are not permitted into office if you were in contestant in a duel.
Ok how do lawyers get around in Tennessee anyway?
Oh I know they call the local zoo keeper and ask for a ride.
Vermont
In Montpelier, No law was violated when 42 cyclists rode through Vermont's capital naked on May 14, 2009. The Barre-Montpelier Times Argus reported that Vermont has no ban on public nudity. Disrobing in public is a crime, but the cyclists disrobed before venturing out and would not be charged.
VERMONT??? Yeah I'll bet they were all wearing 3 layers of goosebumps.
I never go out naked North of the Mason Dixon line.
West Virginia
If any person arrived at the age of discretion profanely curse or swear or get drunk in public, he shall be fined by a justice one dollar for each offense
Judging by the wording, I'm guessing that one's been on the books for a while.
It is illegal to taunt someone for not accepting a challenge for a duel. Actual: If any person post another, or in writing or in print use any reproachful or contemptuous language to or concerning another, for not fighting a duel, or for not sending or accepting a challenge, he shall be guilty of a misdemeanor, and, upon conviction, shall be confined in jail not more than six months, or fined not exceeding one hundred dollars.
Almost Heaven, West Virginia....
Wisconsin
The serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer.
In Sun Prairie, No rider of a bicycle shall remove both hands from the handlebars or practice any trick or fancy riding in any street in the city nor shall any bicycle rider carry or ride any other person so that two persons are on the bicycle at one time, unless a seat is provided for a second person.
In Wauwatosa, No person shall spit... upon the floor or stairways of any public hall or building, or upon the floor ...or upon any sidewalk abutting on any public street, or alley of said city.
OR upon any field or pasture abutting said city, or upon any roadway entering or leaving said city, or the surrounding county, or upon any city at all in said county, or in any other county abutting said county, or upon any ground or city in said state, or any state abutting said state, or......
How many reams of paper do we have??
Good morning everyboomie.
Welcome to the weekend!
joe