Posted By: gymcandy1
Sip & Surf Sunday - 04/01/18 01:35 AM
I am just a child who has never grown up. I still keep asking these 'how' and 'why' questions. Occasionally, I find an answer.
~Stephen Hawking~
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More Shower Thoughts
The darker it gets, the stronger is my belief in ghosts.
Interesting how girls get all ashamed when they’re in their underwear but they’re more than fine revealing the very same view in a bikini.
The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.
Gyms should offer a very cheap basic membership, but charge a penalty for every day you didn’t turn up.
Funny you rarely get muscle ache in your tongue, no matter how much you speak.
A birth certificate could easily be called a baby receipt.
In limbo, setting the bar very low means you’re setting the bar very high.
People who take snapshots of their food are made fun of today.
But remember that for instance in the Renaissance, a person was willing to spend hours painting their bowl of fruit and people admired what they were doing.
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.
I’m a man. Why is it so much better to pee in the nature than into a toilet bowl?
Technically, you shouldn’t say you’re stuck in traffic, because partly, you ARE the traffic.
Cute animals have a higher chance of being saved from extinction.
Being considered cute by humans clearly presents an evolutionary advantage. In millions of years, we can expect many species to be super cute.
Dog food cans advertise they come in all sorts of different flavors but I’ll never know if it’s true unless I am willing to taste it.
If you send an SMS to somebody (or everybody) saying: “I heard what you said about me”, you could find out rather a lot about what they think about you.
Jesus could walk on water. Watermelon is 92% water. So if I can walk on watermelons, I’m 92% Jesus.
People scramble to the tops of tall buildings and give money in binoculars to observe things that are down on the ground.
Common sense is not a common thing at all. When your window gets hit by a bird, are you sure it isn’t just God playing Angry Birds with you?
When you become a vegetarian, does that mean you’re climbing down on the food chain?
It is more probable that you will get killed in your own home in the next half hour than that you will win the lottery.
I wonder how much money the phrase “Keep the change” cost me so far.
Even though most cars have electric windows these days, the phrase "roll your window up / down" seems to stay.
Funny that the Alt+Tab combination switches windows and not tabs.
What if dogs in water aren't swimming, but simply trying to stand up repeatedly?
When swimming, your body is using most of its muscles in an effort not to drown and die, and yet swimming is considered by most to be a fun leisure activity.
Girls saying they're not like other girls are exactly like the other girls that are saying they're not like other girls.
When two really famous celebrities meet, do they customarily introduce themselves to one another or not?
Imagine if spiders were the same weight as dogs – and were just as fond of jumping on you...
To aliens, we’re the aliens.
Driving an invisible car could be the most extreme adrenalin activity.
If a nation would collectively elect to be ruled by a dictator, technically the dictatorship would then be a democracy.
The invention of the wheel could be the best example of how it’s best to work smarter, not harder.
The English language is a [blip] child of German and French that was raised by the Vikings.
It could easily have been my last time ever on a trampoline but I have no way of telling yet.
Our dogs are the family that we chose.
Auto-correct should have been named more precisely as auto-assume.
I wonder what it’s like to be the guy who actually did forget how to ride a bike.
Necks are basically wrists for our heads.
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Good morning everyboomie.
Happy Easter and second birthday for Jesus!
On this auspicious occasion I am announcing that this will be my last month of posting the diner.
Ok April Fool.
I have at least 2 more months to post.
This morning I took Beau, and Missy to the sod farm. They had a blast, and I found a point, and a tip of a point, so I didn't come home empty handed.
After I got back home I ate lunch, and then took a long nap. I'm still very tired from the moving.
After my nap I went out and mowed the lawn inside the fence area, Tomorrow if it doesn't rain, I'll mow outside the fence.
Ana Beau's owner in in Durant now, which is 12 miles from here. We'll still have Beau staying with us very often.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
~Stephen Hawking~
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More Shower Thoughts
The darker it gets, the stronger is my belief in ghosts.
Interesting how girls get all ashamed when they’re in their underwear but they’re more than fine revealing the very same view in a bikini.
The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.
Gyms should offer a very cheap basic membership, but charge a penalty for every day you didn’t turn up.
Funny you rarely get muscle ache in your tongue, no matter how much you speak.
A birth certificate could easily be called a baby receipt.
In limbo, setting the bar very low means you’re setting the bar very high.
People who take snapshots of their food are made fun of today.
But remember that for instance in the Renaissance, a person was willing to spend hours painting their bowl of fruit and people admired what they were doing.
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.
I’m a man. Why is it so much better to pee in the nature than into a toilet bowl?
Technically, you shouldn’t say you’re stuck in traffic, because partly, you ARE the traffic.
Cute animals have a higher chance of being saved from extinction.
Being considered cute by humans clearly presents an evolutionary advantage. In millions of years, we can expect many species to be super cute.
Dog food cans advertise they come in all sorts of different flavors but I’ll never know if it’s true unless I am willing to taste it.
If you send an SMS to somebody (or everybody) saying: “I heard what you said about me”, you could find out rather a lot about what they think about you.
Jesus could walk on water. Watermelon is 92% water. So if I can walk on watermelons, I’m 92% Jesus.
People scramble to the tops of tall buildings and give money in binoculars to observe things that are down on the ground.
Common sense is not a common thing at all. When your window gets hit by a bird, are you sure it isn’t just God playing Angry Birds with you?
When you become a vegetarian, does that mean you’re climbing down on the food chain?
It is more probable that you will get killed in your own home in the next half hour than that you will win the lottery.
I wonder how much money the phrase “Keep the change” cost me so far.
Even though most cars have electric windows these days, the phrase "roll your window up / down" seems to stay.
Funny that the Alt+Tab combination switches windows and not tabs.
What if dogs in water aren't swimming, but simply trying to stand up repeatedly?
When swimming, your body is using most of its muscles in an effort not to drown and die, and yet swimming is considered by most to be a fun leisure activity.
Girls saying they're not like other girls are exactly like the other girls that are saying they're not like other girls.
When two really famous celebrities meet, do they customarily introduce themselves to one another or not?
Imagine if spiders were the same weight as dogs – and were just as fond of jumping on you...
To aliens, we’re the aliens.
Driving an invisible car could be the most extreme adrenalin activity.
If a nation would collectively elect to be ruled by a dictator, technically the dictatorship would then be a democracy.
The invention of the wheel could be the best example of how it’s best to work smarter, not harder.
The English language is a [blip] child of German and French that was raised by the Vikings.
It could easily have been my last time ever on a trampoline but I have no way of telling yet.
Our dogs are the family that we chose.
Auto-correct should have been named more precisely as auto-assume.
I wonder what it’s like to be the guy who actually did forget how to ride a bike.
Necks are basically wrists for our heads.
`````````````
Good morning everyboomie.
Happy Easter and second birthday for Jesus!
On this auspicious occasion I am announcing that this will be my last month of posting the diner.
Ok April Fool.
I have at least 2 more months to post.
This morning I took Beau, and Missy to the sod farm. They had a blast, and I found a point, and a tip of a point, so I didn't come home empty handed.
After I got back home I ate lunch, and then took a long nap. I'm still very tired from the moving.
After my nap I went out and mowed the lawn inside the fence area, Tomorrow if it doesn't rain, I'll mow outside the fence.
Ana Beau's owner in in Durant now, which is 12 miles from here. We'll still have Beau staying with us very often.
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
I'm glad you will still have beau! 
Glad you, Beau and Missy had a great time, and congratulations on your find. 
