Tuesday's

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
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~Albert Einstein~
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If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.

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I’m pretty sure some people’s head is just a backup copy of their butt.

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What do I have in common with a Victoria’s Secret best model?
I’m hungry, too.

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Before you say something harsh about someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. It’s very convenient because even if you’re really rude, you’re a mile away AND you’ve got their shoes.

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F*art when people hug you. You’ll make them feel strong.

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I didn’t fall down. I did attack the floor though.

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How stupid are you?
a) very
b) A
c) B

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Funny that you can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter".

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We got divorced on the grounds of religious differences. My husband thought he was God.

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Money alone won’t make you happy. You’ve got to own it.

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I speak fluent Ironic with a solid sarcastic accent.

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I used to think that you were a pain in the neck. My opinion of you has dropped significantly lower since then.

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that your urge to pee intensifies as you are unlocking the door.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. My auntie’s cousin’s brother in law’s best friend’s accountant’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Some other time maybe.

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I had loads to do today. Ah well, so now I have loads to do tomorrow.

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All my life I thought air was for free. That was until I bought a bag of crisps.

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Of course you're not fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.

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Good morning everyboomie.


It's another glorious day down here in the sunshine state.


Well, we have lots of sunshine too.


I just ordered another 50 gallons of sun screen.


This morning I took Missy to the park, then went to Walmart for food....just like I said I would.


Maybe next time you'll believe me, and save me the trouble of having to prove it.


I have a guy coming to repair my windshield in the morning, and it looks like it's time to mow again after that.


Wishing everyone a happy Tuesday.


joe

Joe, My grass was cut Friday and it's long already! Spring weather!

Gerry, you must be excited about the visit! I hope you'll still be able to pop in!

Have a happy day all! I met with a new client yesterday that starts first thing today. Another 8 week old puppy. What a way to start the day!

Ana

Hope your windshield and lawn look great afterward, Joe.

Have fun with the 8 week old puppy, Ana!

It's Monday night, and I'm off to sleep. I get to sleep in a little tomorrow, as the stores I'm visiting open later.

Have a great Tuesday, everyone.

Good Morning Joe, Ana, venus and everyone. Joe I believe you! Ana have fun with the pup! I am excited Ana, and will pop in to the Diner when all is calm! Coffee and tea are ready.
Wishing a Happy Day for everyone!

Good morning all. Let's see, anyone seen my breakfast?...Oh there it is. Thanks Connie, when you come in. Got to go to work. Have a great Tuesday.

Midgie

Good morning everyone, have a Super Tuesday. Ellen will be here for lunch and Hulu. Dinner, Dancing, and Karaoke tonight at 8-8 Panda. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and French Toast in the NC.

Good morning Joe Ana Venus Gerry Connie Midge and the rest of the gang when you're up and at em.

Yes indeedy Joe and Ana...I've started regularly cutting the grass too...it's that time of the year

I'll have a Danish and coffee to go please Gerry and Connie

Have a great day everyone

It's time for work

Terrific Tuesday ya'll

Beautiful day in Al. Supposed to be in the 90's. I have book-cooking on the menu after I get back from the park. Gotta fly out the door or it will be too hot for Seagy.

Have a great day everyone!

Good night, everyone.