Happy Thump Day

I’m writing my book in fifth person, so 
every sentence starts out with: “I heard from this guy who told somebody ...”

~Demetri Martin~
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Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?

A: Blue cheese.

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What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?

A: He got to the root of every case.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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Did you see the movie about the hot dog?

It was an Oscar wiener.

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Q. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife that gets used a lot?

A. The shamrock is a four-leaf clover, and the knife is a four-loaf cleaver.

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Q. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the race?

A. Wow, I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

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Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?

A. A coaster!

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Q. How do you keep intruders out of a castle made of cheese?

A. Moatzarella.

Wow! That one was really bad.

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Q. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that gets right up in your face?

A. Too close for comfort food.

Grilled cheese?? THAT"S WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH!!!

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Did you hear the one about the guy who invented Tic Tacs? They say he made a mint.

Tic Tac Dough...

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Q. Which type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at it?

A. The radish.

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I can't stand potato puns. I think they're pomme de terrible.

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Q. What do you call a round, green vegetable that breaks out of prison?

A. An escapea.

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Good morning everyboomie.


Welcome to the weekend.....in just 2 more days!


Get through Thursday and Friday and you got it made. Just try and stay in the shade.


If you're like we are, it ain't getting any cooler.


If you get out of bed today, then have a happy day.


If you don't get out of bed......I'm so jealous.


joe

Good morning Joe...I see you are in TOP HUMOR this morning. I will admit though that I did enjoy the cooler weather yesterday with your Christmas jokes The only way to start your day is in the Diner every day.

Ana, I hope the week is panning out as somewhat restive

Good morning Venus, I can't wait to see/hear/listen to you on the stage...keep me in the loop please

Hey Ho Gerry and Connie...I'm off early this morning so I"ll grab a cuppa Tea and Danish to go please

Well Howdy Hello TaintedFury...it's so good to see you in the Diner...wishing you a fantastic day!

L4L

Happy Thump Day one and all

and...

SOOT!!

(Stay Out Of Trees)

Hope it gets cooler for you soon, Joe. Maybe you'll get to stay in bed tomorrow.

I'll let you know when I'm back on stage, soot! Hope you have a fantastic Thursday. Do you work today?

It's Wednesday night, and I'm off to sleep. Tomorrow is my "Friday," as I was able to arrange another 3 day weekend.

Have a terrific Thursday, everyone.

Joe, I am SOOOO ready for the weekend! So far it is wide open and I really hope it stays that way! I really need to get caught up om housework, work other my pet care and some camera time! Not to mention sleeping in! I have a lot to fit in!

soot, you be sure to SOOT too!

venus, so glad you were able to get a 3 day weekend again! Woohoo!

Have a happy day all!

Ana

Good Morning Joe, soot, venus, Ana and everyone. Joe it's hot here too.I hope you get some relief from the heat. Soot I agree the best way to start the day is joe's diner! Venus last work day for you! Nice! Ana wishing you a calm day! Coffee and tea are ready.
Happy Day wished for everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Great Thump Day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, Sausage, and French Toast in the NC.

Thumping Good Thursday Ya'll

Quiet morning....g'sons and son are in his room watching a movie. I'm sitting and sipping for a sec.

Hope you all have a super great day!

Good night, everyone.