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T*G*I*F

Posted By: gymcandy1

T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 12:51 AM

“Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go ‘you know, I’m not as hungry as thought I was’?”

~Tim Vinel~
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Hilarious Shower Thoughts



A stick is just a stick when you’ve unstuck it from a tree.

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Feet smell and noses run.

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If you live in the US, the driveway to your house is one way or other connected to everyone else’s driveway.

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Is the dog fetching the stick for you just because he thinks you love throwing it?

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If I touch my phone in the right places, someone comes and brings me a pizza.

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Legs are like arms to your butt.

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We all have puke in our stomachs.

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What if your dog realized you contain loads of bones?

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You know that moment when you’re in the shower and it suddenly hits you, oh no, if something terrible were to happen right now, I’d have to run outside naked.

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From the viewpoint of chairs, humans are mainly butts.

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The first parents ever to have identical twins must have been really confused.

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The Titanic’s sinking was a true miracle to the lobsters in the kitchens.

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Youngest person alive – that must be a world record that gets broken the most often.

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If every person on Earth blinked at the same time, nobody would ever find out.

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Nutella’s greatest achievement was successfully convincing people that chocolate is a good idea for breakfast as long as you put it on bread.

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If I think and dream in my voice, could it mean that my dog thinks in his own barks?

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I wonder on how many animals’ backs did we humans have to jump until we found that horses are OK with it.

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Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how much time you have.

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When you clap, you hit yourself repeatedly because you like it.

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I’d love to know how the phrase “when the sh** hits the fan” came into being – with dates, names and pictures.

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Good morning everyboomie. wave2


It's FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!



I really hope it's as nice as Thursday was. I mean really. I couldn't have asked for a nicer day.


Actually it's about frigging time. I've been asking for a day like that for six months.


I walked around the sod farm for 5 hours, and didn't find a single whole point. All I found was pieces.


Cry me a river.


Maybe a river will wash up what the rain didn't. taz


Have a happy day everyone.


joe
Posted By: family

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 02:09 AM

picking up stew meat tomorrow, have to get 1.5 pound, hope it works.
Posted By: soot

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 03:26 AM

happydance Family...can't wait to hear how your stew is!!

Awww Joe, I was really feeling the points for you and it all fell to pieces...not to worry as tomorrow is another day! laugh

Need a strong cup of java this morning Gerry...please and thanks

L4L hearts

Have a great day everyone wave2
Posted By: BrownEyedTigre

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 04:24 AM

Joe, it was cold and windy here today but the sun was out. WE dipped below freezing and back on our way tonight again. Not ready!

family, enjoy your stew! It will be delicious, I'm sure!

Soot, is your internal clock reset now?

It's Friday! Can't wait for the weekend!
Posted By: venus

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 05:10 AM

I like all of your emoticons, Joe. thumbsup Hope your luck is better tomorrow!

Enjoy your stew, family.

Hope you get your coffee, soot. grin

Ana, I agree! Can't wait for the weekend! happydance Hope yours is terrific.

It's Thursday night, and I'm off to sleep. I have one more busy day, and then the weekend begins. woot

Have a great Friday, everyone. summer
Posted By: Kaki's Sister

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 09:22 AM

Good Morning Joe, family, soot, Ana, venus, Taintedfury and everyone. Joe better luck next time Joe. Family enjoy your stew! It sounds delicious. Soot one strong coffee ready and waiting for you! Ana your weekend is almost here! Venus try and have a stress free day!
birthday Happy Birthday Taintedfury! Birthday cake in the naughty corner to celebrate with you! birthday

wave Wishing you all a Happy Friday! wave
Posted By: connie

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 11:56 AM

Good morning everyone, have a Lovely TGIF. Dinner and Karaoke tonight at Rookie's Cantina. birthday Taintedfury, Birthday Cupcakes in the NC. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, and Bacon in the NC. witch blackkitty
Posted By: looney4labs

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 02:43 PM

Good morning and happy Friday! We have open windows joy
Posted By: gymcandy1

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 03:03 PM

Good morning family, Soot, Ana, Venus, Gerry, Connie, L4L, and everyone. wave2

We're backin the rain for the next 8 days. shocked

Don't know if I'll be able to get out much to walk the dogs. smirk

Beau's Mom is supposed to pick him up this morning.

Missy will go stir crazy if we can't get out. puppy

Family the stew sounds great. Today would be a good day for it.

Soot I miss my coffee, especially on rainy days like this, but I gave it up. frown

Ana we're goin to be in the 50s tomorrow, and pretty much the next two weeks. I hope it's not too bad for your dog walking. hearts

Venus I hope your work day goes by quickly.

Gerry what are you doing today? Hope you have a great day. wink

Connie thanks for always having the our breakfast ready. Have a super day.

L4L enjoy your cooler weather. bravo

I'll see you all this evening.


joe
Posted By: connie

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/12/18 03:58 PM

I want cooler weather too. Still quite hot here. thumbsdown
Posted By: venus

Re: T*G*I*F - 10/13/18 05:17 AM

Good night, everyone. sleep
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