HumpDayJoe's

One time, a guy handed me a 
picture and said, “Here’s a picture 
of me when I was younger.” Every picture of you is when you were younger.

~Comedian Mitch Hedberg~
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Funny Headlines



Area Man Joins Organization Where Nothing Much Ever Happens

—Source: Wall Street Journal

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Angry Nepali Man Bites Cobra to Death in Revenge Attack

—Source: MSNBC

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Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself

—Source: (Madison County, Illinois) Record

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A Fat, Mustachioed Orphan Finds a Home

—Source: New York Times

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Pasco Man Arrested, Says 48 Beers Was Likely Ten Too Many

—Source: St. Petersburg Times

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Writing newspaper copy is an art form unseen in these real headlines:

“Worker Suffers Leg Pain After Crane Drops 800-Pound Ball on His Head”

“City Unsure Why the Sewer Smells”

“Caskets Found as Workers Demolish Mausoleum”

“Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25”

“Homicide Victims Rarely Talk to Police”

“Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors”

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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendants

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Miners Refuse to Work After Death

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

—Source: Timothy Haas in Boseman Daily Chronicle

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Good morning everyboomie.


Hump Day already?


Such a momentous day of the week.


Not much going on in my neck of the woods. I had a boring Tuesday, and I expect Wednesday will be much the same.


Whatever you all have going today I hope it's good.


Have a happy day everyone.


joe

watching court shows and soap opera, and making pizza and a Bundt cake in coking class.

Are you all done with you upgrades and renovations around the house Joe? How is the back doing?

Sounds like a full day, family!

A busy but shorter day today!

Have a great day, all!

Good Morning Joe, family, Ana and everyone. Joe enjoy a relaxing day and maybe some gaming? Family have fun in cooking class. Ana glad you are having a "shorter" day! Coffee, tea and hot chocolate are ready.

A Happy Day wished for everyone!

Good morning everyone, have a Wonderful Hump Day. Danish, Eggs, Hash Browns, BB Pancakes, Bacon, and Biscuits in the NC.

Happy Hump Day ya'll

Beautiful day here. Got the doggies out for a hill walk earlier. Now think I'm going to sit outside and read as I know it will soon be too Mosquito-y and hot to do that.

Ana, wished you lived near me. We need to leave the dogs for a day near the end of the month for a long day...too long to let them be unwatched. We'll have to kennel them for a day and a half as none of the kennels around here have "late pickup. Even though we will be home Sat night around 7, we can't get the dogs back til Sunday at 3:30. So annoyed......

Family, what kind of cooking class are you taking?

it was beautiful here today too looney. Have a great evening Boomers.

L4L, I would love to watch your pups or walk them! That really stinks about the timing. There are no pet sitters in your area that can just walk them or keep them for the day?

Hi Everyone the weather here down under has been beautifully sunny, the last part of our summer...wishing everybody a terrific day, kick back your feet and squeeze in some relaxing gaming...