Posted By: gymcandy1
2020 New Year's Diner - 01/01/20 01:00 AM
Winston Churchill
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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Celebrities Born on New Years Day
Frank Langella Jan 1st 1938
Verne Troyer Jan 1st 1969
Katrina Law 1985
Paul Revere 1735
Betsy Ross 1752
Ben Price 1972
Juliana Harkavy 1985
Country Joe McDonald 1942
Jimi Mistry 1973
Jeremy Irvine 1990
Ok it's a never ending list and like most of the ones I posted here, I've never heard of any of them.....so I figure you guys haven't either.
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If ya'll are going to let me get away with the lame jokes then here's another serving.
What Did Stephen Like to be Called on December 31st?
New Years STEVE
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What Do Dead Beat Dads Make on New Years Day?
New Years RESTITUTION!
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What Does a Field Grow on January 1st?
New Years hay.
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Who is the New Years Baby's Favorite Painter?
New Years Monet
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Which Band is Considered Most Lucky to Listen to On New Years Day?
The Black Eyed Peas.
I like that one.....and I like black eyed peas.....
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6. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
7. Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?
Times Square.
8. What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year.
9. What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?
Hogs and kisses.
10. What did the cat say on New Year’s Eve?
Meow.
11. What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve?
Fire crackers.
15. What is a corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ears Day.
16. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year.
17. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
18. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor glass and toast the New Year.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
Thank you Karsten. Happy New Year to everyone in Denmark.
Ana this is it for the first week?
I need a break.
Draclvr a quiet night at home is right up my alley.
Unfortunately Pepper likes the high life, and will probably party till all hours of the night.
I will go game up a storm till around 10:00pm though, and then turn in.
HEY guess WHO's back tomorrow?
Have a happy day everyone.
joe
To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
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Celebrities Born on New Years Day
Frank Langella Jan 1st 1938
Verne Troyer Jan 1st 1969
Katrina Law 1985
Paul Revere 1735
Betsy Ross 1752
Ben Price 1972
Juliana Harkavy 1985
Country Joe McDonald 1942
Jimi Mistry 1973
Jeremy Irvine 1990
Ok it's a never ending list and like most of the ones I posted here, I've never heard of any of them.....so I figure you guys haven't either.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If ya'll are going to let me get away with the lame jokes then here's another serving.
What Did Stephen Like to be Called on December 31st?
New Years STEVE
~~~~
What Do Dead Beat Dads Make on New Years Day?
New Years RESTITUTION!
~~~~
What Does a Field Grow on January 1st?
New Years hay.
~~~
Who is the New Years Baby's Favorite Painter?
New Years Monet
~~~~
Which Band is Considered Most Lucky to Listen to On New Years Day?
The Black Eyed Peas.
I like that one.....and I like black eyed peas.....
~~~~
6. Why do you need a jeweler on New Year’s Eve?
To ring in the new year.
7. Where can you go to practice Math on New Year’s Eve?
Times Square.
8. What does a ghost say on January 1st?
Happy Boo Year.
9. What did the farmer give his wife on New Year’s Eve?
Hogs and kisses.
10. What did the cat say on New Year’s Eve?
Meow.
11. What should you never eat on New Year’s Eve?
Fire crackers.
15. What is a corn’s favorite holiday?
New Ears Day.
16. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby New Year.
17. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
For cheese a jolly good fellow.
18. Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor glass and toast the New Year.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
Thank you Karsten. Happy New Year to everyone in Denmark.
Ana this is it for the first week?
I need a break.
Draclvr a quiet night at home is right up my alley.
Unfortunately Pepper likes the high life, and will probably party till all hours of the night.
I will go game up a storm till around 10:00pm though, and then turn in.
HEY guess WHO's back tomorrow?
Have a happy day everyone.
joe