Posted By: gymcandy1
Joe's Saturday April 11th - 04/11/20 03:12 AM
The pessimist may be right in the long run, but the optimist has a better time during the trip.
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Ever Wonder? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Ever Wonder? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Ever Wonder? How is it possible to have a civil war?
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Ever Wonder? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
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Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?
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Ever Wonder? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?
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Ever Wonder? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
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Ever Wonder? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
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Ever Wonder? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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Ever Wonder? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?
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Ever Wonder? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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Ever Wonder? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
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The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Ever Wonder? Why does round pizza come in a square box?
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Ever wonder? If you have to put two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, who gets the extra penny?
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If bread is square why is sandwich meat round?
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Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.
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Good morning everyboomie and welcome to the weekend!
I am really ready to relax and unwind.........or unwind and relax.
It's been a tough work week.
Actually this deck job is taking it's toll on the old body. I may run out of band aids before I'm done.
One of these days I'm going to invest in a real good set of knee pads too.
Anyway here's the next weeks diner for you. Have a super safe week everyone.
joe
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Ever Wonder? Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
~~
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
~~
Ever Wonder? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
~~
Ever Wonder? How is it possible to have a civil war?
~~
Ever Wonder? If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
~~
Ever Wonder? What do gardeners do after they retire?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing soap made with real lemons?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why do we sing ‘Take me out to the ball game’, when we are already there?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
~~
Ever Wonder? Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
~~
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
~~
Ever Wonder? Why does round pizza come in a square box?
~~
Ever wonder? If you have to put two cents in, but it’s only a penny for your thoughts, who gets the extra penny?
~~
If bread is square why is sandwich meat round?
~~
Men are like parking spaces; The good ones are taken, and the only ones left are handicapped.
~~
Good morning everyboomie and welcome to the weekend!
I am really ready to relax and unwind.........or unwind and relax.
It's been a tough work week.
Actually this deck job is taking it's toll on the old body. I may run out of band aids before I'm done.
One of these days I'm going to invest in a real good set of knee pads too.
Anyway here's the next weeks diner for you. Have a super safe week everyone.
joe