Joe's June 28th Diner

Behind even the manliest men is a little boy, who’s thinking, what do I do next.

Someone
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What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey.
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Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad.
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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.
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What is an astronaut's favorite part on a computer?

The space bar.
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Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

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What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?

Re-Morse code.
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He drank coffee before it was cool.
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
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What’s Forest Gump’s password?

1Forest1.
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How do poets say hello?

Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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Where does Batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.
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Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

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What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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Why is it annoying to eat next to basketball players?

They dribble all the time.
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What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?

All of them. Buildings can’t jump.
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
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Heidie ho everybody.


I hope the past week has kept you all safe and well.


Here's a mess of new jokes for you to read 5 or 10 times in the next week.


Nothing new going on down here, except for the new days.


New day,.........same old heat and humidity.


Enjoy your week!


joe

watching court shows.

Joe, I hope you have some fun coming your way this week!

family, enjoy!

Hi ho..hi ho...another week we go.

Have a great day everyone!

Good morning, enjoy the day. Installation of officers at the Eagles tonight. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Home Fries, Bacon, Sausage, Waffles, and Toast in the NC.

Too funny Joe ... our temperature is climbing up ... triple digit heat index now

Enjoy your shows Family

Yes indeedy Ana it's off to work I go (too) ... Hi Ho ... Hi Ho

Connie, did you run for office? Waffles and home fries in the NC!!

L4L

Moanday Monday Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

Heat and humidity are the order of the day here too!

Back from walking the hills. Nice to be out, but could do with it being 10 degrees cooler and 1000% less humidity.

Son and g'son went hiking, leaving youngest at home as he wasn't feeling the plan.

Off to strip, clean, and cook greens.

Ya'll have a great day!

It is hot here too. 90's through Saturday here.

watching court shows.

Hi Joe - for the laughs, they're fantastic & funny , Ana, family, looney, connie, Space Quest Fan, Sorry I wasn't on yesterday, not feeling good - sore stomach which is slowly easing and I have a Specialist appointment tomorrow...Happy gaming all Boomers

Ps Thanks Soot glad you slept good yesterday - hope you have a okay day at work , I slept okay only to find i still had a tummy ache..

Good morning, enjoy your day. Triple digits here. Soot, I'm the Chaplin. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Terrific Tuesday ya'll

Sorry you have a tummy ache Tainted! Not fun. Hope it improves soon!

I'm back from a park run. Had a good run but it was hoooot! But it is going to be for the next 3 months.

Have to do laundry, cook books, and think about dinner. Ya'll have a great day

Hey Ho Boomers and howdy hello this Tootin Toosday to y'all ... work has kept me busy since this morning

Family ... enjoy your shows

Oh my TaintedFury, tummy aches are no fun at all ... am too familiar with them and hope your visit with the Specialist today helps

Yeppers Connie, I think we've reached that time of the year again ... sounds like a wonderful position Connie ... I'm headed to the NC for a Danish

Hey SpaceQF ... how you doing?

I'm thinking I'm grilling dinner tonight

L4L

Have a balmy day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

All's quiet here, just the way I like it I handle heat as long as I can be in my cool comfortable house.

I had a laugh the other day; don't know what kind of activities were happening at the dog care place, but about 8 pm that night, I noticed he could barely keep his eyes open. Energy spent, appetite sated and happy. Money well spent! Nothing like a happy content pooch!

watching court shows.

Hi Looney thank you, tummy ache is still a little there, so Hubby done the shopping today while I stayed home & rested until the afternoon as I had to go out to my hand Specialist, right hand going good & they're doing the left later in November yippy... I hope your chores speed by take care & be safe too.


Hi Soot Thanking you - you are right, they're horrible but I'm feeling better- but good news about both hands, my right hand is going good & my left hand being done later this year.
Half a week gone so it will the weekend soon...have fun & take care.

Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning all! It's been a hot and muggy week and it will continue for at least another week. I honestly don't mind walking in it all day but a lot of the pups I walk are not as happy. I have a few drama queens.

Taintedfury, glad your hand is doing well. Hope the tummy cooperates today.

Have a great day all!

Good morning everyone

Major project starts today ... clean out garage Wish us luck!

L4L

Have a friendly day Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

watching court shows.

Good morning Joe wishing you a fantastic day:) , Good luck Soot with your project cleaning the garage & Ana I still got the tummy ache a little - It's being stubborn but getting better each day, thank you kindly

family have a fantastic watching your shows & connie right now I wish I could have one of those bread fast...but I need to be careful...have a delicious terrific day

Good morning Everybody Else who pops on, Terrific week too you all

Good morning, enjoy the day. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Good morning all! Hardly worth heading to work today, only two clients today. I'll be done before noon.

I will have a full house the next ten days. I have a Weimaraner puppy and his two kitty siblings coming this evening. It will be interesting seeing Nugget with the cats living here.

Taintedfury, so sorry to hear you are still not feeling 100%. Sending positive thoughts! How is your mom doing?

Connie, family, Gerry, soot, L4L, SpaceQ, butterflybabe, and of course Joe, hope you have a great day!

Olá everybody.

I hope everyone is staying cool out there. Boy oh boy is it getting up there in temps. I see a string of 100 degree plus days coming up real soon.

That really make me want to do...........nothing actually. At least nothing outside. So glad I don't work at Lowe's right now.

Soot I feel sorry for you man. Hoping your garage cleaning project goes well. I had to do that in my shop not too long ago.

TaintedFury stomach aches are just the worse. They can really ruin your day. I hope you feel better soon.

Ana I'm glad to hear you have an easy day today. Good luck on your busy next 10 days. I have two little white and black kittens. You want 'em?

The momma had three babies. Two survived, and they're almost weened.

L4L I don't know how you can go running out there now, but good for you!

ButterflyBaby I'm totally with you on staying inside and cool.

Stay safe Family, Connie, Gerry, Ana, L4L, Soot, TaintedFury, SpaceQuestFan, ManXman, ButterFlyBabe, Trail_Mystic, Mary, and everyone.


joe

Joe, it is a hot, kill your back, oh my goodness, sweat, sweat, sweat ... project

Ana, have fun with your house guests

Good morning Connie, I popped thru the NC drive thru this morning to get a Danish to go

TaintedFury, sorry to hear your tummy is still rumbling ... get well soon!

Family, hope your shows were fun!

Whoa, I am whipped ... and done for the day!

See y'all tomorrow!

L4L

Have a nice evening Joe Ana Family SpaceQuestFan Gerry Connie L4L manXman ButterFlyBabe Trail_Mystic Mary TaintedFury and anyone else who pops in to say hi

watching court shows.

Hiya Ana A little still sore but better thanks - very appreciated Mum is good but at this stage as I'm unwell plus also Victoria is in lockdown - I had to postponed another visit, so I hope when I'm better and the hot spots have settled I should be able to visit her. The main things my sister & I are always in communication with mum


Hi Joe Thanking you, me too as most definitely they are horrible to have, take care be safe & a wonderful.

Hi Soot Thanks kindly , I think it's time you put your feet up, relax & be safe.

Good morning, have a Lovely day. Hot, Hot, Hot here. A bit of shopping today with mask and wipes. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

chores.

Good morning family & connie happy tv & gaming

Good morning, enjoy your day. I will be leaving shortly with my youngest son and his wife for a week in Coral Gables. We will be staying in a brand new vacation rental house. I will bring my laptop and will try to be here in the mornings to leave your breakfasts. Danish, Eggs, Grits, Hash Browns, Bacon, Sausage, and Toast in the NC.

Happy 4th all!

Hope chores are quick Family

Have fun Connie! Stay safe

Have a good day TaintedFury

Back to work in the garage for me

L4L

Good morning everyone. Happy 4th!

Our skies are overcast. Don't think we'll get any rain though.

I have not heard a whole lot of fireworks. Normally there are quite a few going off in my neighborhood. We'll most likely hear more tonight.

I'll be taking it easy all day. It's become my primary past time lately.

Have a great weekend everyone.

joe

chores.

Hi Soot Thanks & a good morning too you to.

Hi Joe Taking it easy sounds like bliss - good for you.

Hi family May your chores speed by & squeeze in tv time.

Hey Ho Joe Family and TaintedFury

Hope your day yesterday was the perfect Saturday! I spent another day in the garage and attic de-cluttering But it's all good and over due for sure

Joe, we had fireworks all last night ... Little Soot is 'not' a fan of fireworks!! OBTW, I really like your favorite pastime!!

Family, I hope all your chores are done so you can enjoy your shows

TaintedFury, hope your Sunday was quiet and you enjoyed a great day! Sleep well ... we will eventually get through this pandemic ... it's good to hear you and sister are in touch with your mom!

It's back to work for me!

L4L

Have a great Sunday everyone

Hi Soot Yes it was, even though Mum can be a hands full at times - at the end of the day we still love & worry about her...it would be good when they get the hot spots in Victoria & the rest of the world covid-199 free.