Posted By: curly
Riddles. Feb.2 - 02/02/18 08:53 AM
-1.Where did the computer stay when it joined the army?
At a d--- b---.
-2.What do you say when you stop to pick up a hitch-hiking frog?
"h-- --".
-3.How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
With h--- p-----s.
-4.What happened to the unproductive worker at the fence factory?
He got the g---.
5.What did the baker use to improve the very long speech created by the chef?
s--------g.
-6.Who is Count Dracula's favorite person on a baseball team?
The --- b--.
-7.What is the best way to pass a geometry test?
Know all the -----s.
-8.Why are stagecoach drivers like clouds?
Because they hold the r----.
-9.Where do tough chickens come from?
From h--- b----- eggs.
-10.How did the telephones get married?
In a d----- r--- ceremony.
At a d--- b---.
-2.What do you say when you stop to pick up a hitch-hiking frog?
"h-- --".
-3.How can you keep a barking dog quiet?
With h--- p-----s.
-4.What happened to the unproductive worker at the fence factory?
He got the g---.
5.What did the baker use to improve the very long speech created by the chef?
s--------g.
-6.Who is Count Dracula's favorite person on a baseball team?
The --- b--.
-7.What is the best way to pass a geometry test?
Know all the -----s.
-8.Why are stagecoach drivers like clouds?
Because they hold the r----.
-9.Where do tough chickens come from?
From h--- b----- eggs.
-10.How did the telephones get married?
In a d----- r--- ceremony.
