Posted By: curly
Riddles. Feb.16 - 02/16/18 08:52 AM
-1.What mental illness does Santa suffer from?
C------------a.
-2.What is the difference between a lion with a tooth-ache and a rainy day?
One r---s with p--- and the other p---s with r---.
-3.Who earns his living without doing a day's work?
A n---- w------n.
-4.What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A f----.
-5.Did you hear the story about the burp?
Never mind, it's not w----h r--p-----g.
6.What dog has bad manners?
A p---t-r.
-7.If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read?
A s-------k.
-8.Why is mayonnaise never ready?
Because it is always d------g.
-9.What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
b--- t----.
-10.What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana s----.
C------------a.
-2.What is the difference between a lion with a tooth-ache and a rainy day?
One r---s with p--- and the other p---s with r---.
-3.Who earns his living without doing a day's work?
A n---- w------n.
-4.What's the difference between one yard and two yards?
A f----.
-5.Did you hear the story about the burp?
Never mind, it's not w----h r--p-----g.
6.What dog has bad manners?
A p---t-r.
-7.If you want to learn how to fight, what book should you read?
A s-------k.
-8.Why is mayonnaise never ready?
Because it is always d------g.
-9.What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
b--- t----.
-10.What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana s----.
