Misc. questions. Feb.27 (Hints, I added letters)

-1. King Arthur gave one of his knights of the Round Table a bottomless metal container in which, for many years, he kept flesh and blood.

What was it? A r--g

-2. If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels?

h--- & -e---e!

-3. What do you call 2 spiders who just got married?

"-e----e--"

-4. Why was the father centipede so upset?

All of --e ---- -ee-e- -e- ---e-!

-5. Victor was smartly dressed, well shaven and
with the best haircut he had had for years.
Many of his friends and relatives saw him,
yet no one complimented him.

Why not? He w-- in a c-----.

6. A Woman Is Like Bad Weather...

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

A: t-e- all -e- the h---e!

-7. What is a terminal illness? A: When you are s--- -- --e a------.

-8. What was wrong with the cleaning lady's computer? It d---'- -- w------.

-9. At a hat convention, which hat has authority over all the other hats?

The s---- v----.

-10. A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a b--- --- a m--".

2. Hiss and Hearse Hi Curly

Bernie

9. super visor

3. newlywebs Morning Curly

8 - It didn't do windows

7. sick at the airport

Thanks all. Bonjour.

5. I think that Victor was in a casket or coffin (although that is the wrong letter count)

Good one Kev. Sorry about that.

4. the kids needed new shoes

10. a beer and a mop

Thanks.

1. ring

Thanks mxm.

6 - They all get the house

Oui.