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Vowel Play

Posted By: Pandora

Vowel Play - 05/04/19 01:34 PM

All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. Drv-nbnkswrstblshdsmstfthcrstdycldsthrrlwnrs.
-2. Nthngsmstbrngnnmrgncysqcklyspttngmnysdncsfn.
-3. Blssdbthswhnttlvlydscssnswththhplsslymtfrthyshllbknwnsdntsts.
-4. Fnnyhwfv-dllrbllcnlksbgwhnytkttchrchndssmllwhnytkttthstr.
-5. Prhpsrysndtbwshdbyrtrsncnwhlsthtwcnslfwthclrrvwgn.
-6. Fthrhdsprtndngthprsntylvmstssp-n--rp.
-7. Bythtmmnrlzshsfthrwsrghthhssnwhthnksh'swrng.
-8. WtchngyrdghtrbngcllctdbyhrdtflslkhndngvrmllndllrStrdvrstgrll.
-9. Thrrthrwystgtsmthngdn;dtyrslf,hrsmn,rfrbdyrkdstdt.
-10. Ycntllwhthrmnsclvrbyhsnswrs.Ycntllwhthrmnswsbyhsqstns.

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Posted By: Sherlock

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 02:35 PM

9. There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. lol
Posted By: curly

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 03:11 PM

7. By the time a man realizes his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong. rotfl
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 03:35 PM

Well done you two! smile
Posted By: michele rose

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 06:05 PM

10. You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. grin
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 06:15 PM

So deep. wave
Posted By: ScarletDragon

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 11:13 PM

8. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/04/19 11:53 PM

Absolutely true. wave
Posted By: Sherlock

Re: Vowel Play - 05/05/19 12:31 AM

2. Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one. lol
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/05/19 01:01 AM

Funny! wave
Posted By: Lex

Re: Vowel Play - 05/05/19 06:58 AM

1. Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
blackkitty

Thanks Sue: another excellent crop!
Posted By: curly

Re: Vowel Play - 05/05/19 10:24 AM

4. Funny how a five dollar bill can look so big when you take it to church and so small
when you take it to the store.

Another funny one Sue. Merci.
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/05/19 02:46 PM

Great solves! I'm so glad you enjoyed these. wave
Posted By: michele rose

Re: Vowel Play - 05/06/19 12:33 AM

I'll take another profound one.... smile

5. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again.
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/06/19 03:02 AM

Well solved, michele. wave
Posted By: Sherlock

Re: Vowel Play - 05/06/19 03:35 AM

3. Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute for they shall be known as dentists. lol

This just happened to me last week! Why do they ask a question and then stick their fingers in your mouth???
Posted By: Lex

Re: Vowel Play - 05/06/19 06:23 AM

6. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. catrub
Posted By: Pandora

Re: Vowel Play - 05/06/19 01:44 PM

Great finishes! wave

Cheryl, the weirdest part is that they understand your garbled responses. I find it so funny. smile
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