Vowel Play

All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. Drv-nbnkswrstblshdsmstfthcrstdycldsthrrlwnrs.
-2. Nthngsmstbrngnnmrgncysqcklyspttngmnysdncsfn.
-3. Blssdbthswhnttlvlydscssnswththhplsslymtfrthyshllbknwnsdntsts.
-4. Fnnyhwfv-dllrbllcnlksbgwhnytkttchrchndssmllwhnytkttthstr.
-5. Prhpsrysndtbwshdbyrtrsncnwhlsthtwcnslfwthclrrvwgn.
-6. Fthrhdsprtndngthprsntylvmstssp-n--rp.
-7. Bythtmmnrlzshsfthrwsrghthhssnwhthnksh'swrng.
-8. WtchngyrdghtrbngcllctdbyhrdtflslkhndngvrmllndllrStrdvrstgrll.
-9. Thrrthrwystgtsmthngdn;dtyrslf,hrsmn,rfrbdyrkdstdt.
-10. Ycntllwhthrmnsclvrbyhsnswrs.Ycntllwhthrmnswsbyhsqstns.

9. There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.

7. By the time a man realizes his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.

Well done you two!

10. You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions.

So deep.

8. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

Absolutely true.

2. Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.

Funny!

1. Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.


Thanks Sue: another excellent crop!

4. Funny how a five dollar bill can look so big when you take it to church and so small
when you take it to the store.

Another funny one Sue. Merci.

Great solves! I'm so glad you enjoyed these.

I'll take another profound one....

5. Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again.

Well solved, michele.

3. Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute for they shall be known as dentists.

This just happened to me last week! Why do they ask a question and then stick their fingers in your mouth???

6. Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.

Great finishes!

Cheryl, the weirdest part is that they understand your garbled responses. I find it so funny.