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Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Lex! Judging will be done as close to Sunday evening as possible.

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The eco-friendly alternative to cremation...

When asked to do a promotional poster for the new Hugh Grant film, Harry unfortunately misheard it as "Four Shreddings and a Funeral "

Burial Shred Tech "options that anyone can afford"

How Soylent Green is made.

The Jones family unanimously decided on the least expensive casket.

Harry's Last Will and Testament stated he wanted his remains spread over his neighborhood. Unfortunately he forgot to mention that he wanted to be cremated first.

Photo ad for the upcoming movie: StumpBusters

Welcome to Fargo, North Dakota.......

Judging time!

Great entries all round for which many thanks: as a fan of Fargo I was tempted by Doc Paul 's reference, and I also rather liked UW's four shreddings, but I was most tickled by ScarletDragon with Harry's last wish about being scattered over the neighbourhood (a little less macabre than Soylent Green...) - congratulations

Loved it!

Congratulations to ScarletDragon on her 26th trophy!

Most eggscellant entry indeed ScarletD

Thanks. I actually cracked myself up when I thought of that caption. I'm changing my Will to be sure it says cremation and then scatter. I don't want to wind up in a wood chipper.

ScarletDragon

Nice one, Scarlet!