Posted By: curly
Jokes. Oct.2 - 10/02/19 06:56 AM
Please help me finish these jokes.
-1. I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another
drink and --- the dance contest.
2. Instead of saying it gets dark early in the fall, Yogi Berra said it gets ---- early.
3. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a ---- c----.
-4. How do you repair a broken tomato? With ------ p----.
-5. Yogi Berra said: I usually take a two-hour nap from o-- to f---.
-6. He also said: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them w--- to school like I did.
-7. And: The towels were so thick there I could hardly c---- my suitcase.
-8. And: When you come to a fork in the road, t--- it.
-9.Did you hear about the crab who went to the seafood disco? He pulled a ------.
-10. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? U----t T--a
-1. I got so drunk last night I walked across the dance floor to get another
drink and --- the dance contest.
2. Instead of saying it gets dark early in the fall, Yogi Berra said it gets ---- early.
3. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get a ---- c----.
-4. How do you repair a broken tomato? With ------ p----.
-5. Yogi Berra said: I usually take a two-hour nap from o-- to f---.
-6. He also said: I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them w--- to school like I did.
-7. And: The towels were so thick there I could hardly c---- my suitcase.
-8. And: When you come to a fork in the road, t--- it.
-9.Did you hear about the crab who went to the seafood disco? He pulled a ------.
-10. What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry? U----t T--a
Hi Curly 
