Halloween Funnies

-1. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie? H- d---'- h--- t-- g---
-2. What is a Mummy's favorite type of music? W---
-3. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? B------ d----- a-- a g----- b--- f-----
-4. Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? A------- h- c-- b-----
-5. Why did the ghost go into the bar? F-- t-- b----
-6. Why was the girl afraid of the werewolf? H- w-- a-- b--- a-- n- b---
-7. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? H- d---'- h--- a h------- l------
-8. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party? H- h-- n- b--- t- d---- w---
-9. What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? H- i- m---
-10. Why did the Vampire read the Wall Street Journal? H- h---- i- h-- g---- c----------
-11. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? D--- e---
-12. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? I-’- a p--- i- t-- n---
-13. How does a girl vampire flirt? S-- b--- h-- e---
-14. What can't you give the headless horseman? A h-------
-15. What type of dog does every vampire have? A b---------
-16. Why don't mummies take vacations? T---'-- a----- t---'-- r---- a-- u-----

1. He didn't have the guts.

9. He is mist.

Perfect starts!

8. he had no body to dance with

11. dead ends

2. wrap

5. For the booze.

3. Because demons are a ghouls best friend

Bernie

13. She bats her eyes

12. It's a pain in the neck.

Eerily accurate answers!

6. He was all bite and no bark.

4. Anywhere he can boogie

Yesssssss!

7. He didn't have a haunting license.

10. He heard it had great circulation.

(lol)

15. a bloodhound of course!

16. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.

7. He didn't have a haunting license👻

14. a headache

Hauntingly great solves!