Posted By: curly
Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/11/20 07:44 AM
"I have a split personality," said Tom, b---- F----.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/11/20 02:20 PM
Clue: I changed the f to F.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/11/20 04:17 PM
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a
F---- ---.
Posted By: bermag45
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/11/20 06:00 PM
Fanta sea - nice ones Curly
Bernie
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/12/20 06:34 AM
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it's r-------.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/12/20 10:24 AM
My ex-wife still misses me. But her --- is starting to I------!
Posted By: Cue
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/12/20 11:33 AM
her aim is starting to improve
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/12/20 04:04 PM
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, “My d--- is a----- ----”.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/14/20 06:37 AM
A chicken crossing the road is p------ in m-----.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/14/20 07:35 AM
I always liked that song. Merci Kev.
Posted By: curly
Re: Funny Puns. Aug. 11 - 08/15/20 06:41 AM
I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.
P------- are going through the roof.