Doctor jokes. Sep. 14

-1. “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I n---- c---- before!”

-2. Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little d--- in the m----.

-3. What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed up — the doctor is ------ us out!

-4. Today I was checked by Dr. B. Gee. I hope I will be s-----' a----.

-5. Sign at the Urologist's office: u---- good hands.

-6. Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No c----- yet.

-7. When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me --- in a------.

8. Where do you call when you need a doctor immediately?
The nearest g--- c-----.

-9. Doctor: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, of course! You are very u--- t--.

10. Doc says, "Joe, I got some bad news for you. You've got six months to live." Joe says, "Six months? Doc, I can't pay your bill in six months, I can't do it!" Doc says, "OK, I give you a ----"

1. "I never could before" Hi Curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie. Merci.

4. stayin' alive

6. change

Thanks.

7. pay in advance

2 - down in the mouth

Good ones.

9. ugly too

Merci Joan.

5. urine

3. taking

Thanks.

I amended no.8 by changing who to where.

Curly,
#10 - is the 'a' at the end supposed to be the first letter of the answer? It seem to be separated by a space. I have a couple guesses, but neither one starts with 'a'. thanks.

Hi bb. The a is separate from the last word.Ex: a pear.

Good luck.

10. year

8. golf course

Thanks.