Birthday jokes. Oct. 7

-1. When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was b---.

-2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to f----- it once.

-3. What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays b--- y-- up?”

-4. How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people b-- on y--!

-5. I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor s------ my mother.

-6. Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a w---- of a party!

-7. Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was m----- cake!

-8. Q: What did curly the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never p--- with it!

9. Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been s-----.

10. Q: Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? A: It was i---- on the cake.

1. born

Good morning and curly! I hope you have a wonderful day!

Thanks ob.

2. Forget Hi Curly

Bernie

3. burn you

Thanks. Hi Bernie.

8. part

curly !
Wishing you the best of birthdays!

Thanks a lot michele.

7. marble

Wishing a wonderful birthday to my friend, Remi

4 - bid on you.

I'D bid on you bro as the best bro anybody could ask for.
Happy Birthday, I luv u

WOW, the compliments are great. Thanks Joan and sis.

6. whale

I hope you have a great day.

5. slapped

Thanks.

9. sliced

Many Happy Commiserations Remi!

10. Icing

Enjoy the day!

Thanks men.

There are birthday wishes for you in Mixed Bag as well.

I know. Thanks Marian.

I hope you had a great birthday Curly. Didn't realise until just now

Bernie

Thanks Bernie. I reached the big 78 and hope to make it to 79!