Halloween Fun

Oldies but goodies

-1. What was the witch’s favorite subject in school?
-2. What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
-3. What group game is a favorite of ghosts?
-4. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
-5. Why are vampires like false teeth?
-6. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? t---'-- a----- t---'ll f-- o-- t-- h-----
-7. What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up
payments to his exorcist?
-8. How do canine scavengers in Africa find their way in the dark?
-9. Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank?
-10. Why do male ghosts have so much trouble dating? w---- c-- s-- r---- t------ t---
-11. Why did the vampire give his girlfriend a blood test? t- s-- i- s-- w-- h-- t---
-12. Which monster really loves dance music?
-13. Why does Frankenstein love good riddles?
-14. What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
-15. Why did the ghost cross the road?
-16. Why do mummies make excellent spies?

4. Because people are dying to get in.

1. spelling

Yes! Most of these are obvious after you see the answers.

14. Decomposing

2. lazy bones!

9. he was drinking on the job 👹

5. they come out at night

Two more!

7. he got repossessed

12. The boogieman??

16 - They're very good at keeping things under wrap

Spooktacular answers!

3. hide and seek??

So close! Hide and s-----

8. they use jackal lanterns

3. Hide and shriek? Takes for the clue.XXX

13. They keep him in stitches

15. to get to the other side

All ghoulishly good!

10. women can see right through them

6. They're afraid they'll fly off the handle

11. to see if she was his type

You ghouls are right!