Kids jokes. Nov. 18 (Hints)

For all of us older kids.

-1. What word is both short and long? a----v-----n

2. What do you call a head with no nose? nobody n---

-3. What do mountains do for fun? They play p--- - --o

-4. What has ears but cannot hear? A c---f---d

-5. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? f---- b---

-6. What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you've got p------s

-7. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
---- with it

-8. When does a joke become a “dad” joke? When the punchline is a p-----

-9. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for g------!

-10. Would February March? No, but ----- ---

I went for a walk and thought of another one.

-11. What falls but never breaks? ----- ---l

4. A corn field.

Thanks ob.

3. Peak a boo Hi curly

Bernie

Hi Bernie, you spelled 'peak' properly.

10. April May

Thanks jb.

8. A(p)parent

Bonne réponse Kev.

6. problems

7 - dill (deal)

Good ones.

11. night fall

Thanks michele.

9. granite

2. knows

Good one Marian. MXM, the answer contains 4 letters in order to be funny.

5. frost bite

Thanks bb.

see hints

1. abbreviation

Thanks Joan.

2 - nose (even though I agree with manxman)

Good one.

2. Nose

Bernie