Fun with Puns. Feb.15

I hope you like these.

-1. Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we a----.

-2. Why do bees stay in their hives during winter? S----.

-3. A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone a-----.

-4. I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a s----.

-5. Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent f------ f----s.

-6. How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A b-------r.

-7. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? S----- s---.

-8. What do you say to comfort a friend who's struggling with grammar?
t----, t----, t---‘--.

-9. Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, "Oh no, not -- again.”

10. If you're bad at haggling, you'll end up p----- the p----.

Thanks Kevin.

1. Arson (are son) - Nice ones Curly

Bernie

6. buccaneer.

Good answers. Thanks Bernie.

9. U2

Thanks jb.

4 - scene

7. Suture self !

Merci.

5. forest friars

5. florist friars

Marian has it.

2. because it s'warm

Hi Remi ... have a great Monday

3. around

Good ones. Thanks Dan.

8. there their they're

Thanks Cue.

trying to redeem myself...

10. paying the price?

You did it Joan.