Posted By: Pandora
Squiggle - Winner is chrissie! - 03/01/21 05:22 PM
Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, LadyKestrel! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.
The ecologically-sound Afro...
Posted By: Demosthenes
Re: Squiggle - 03/01/21 07:18 PM
"Sir, the guests are complaining that the hedge maze is excessively difficult."
"What, all of them?"
"The ones who lent themselves to comprehension, yes. I believe Ms. Worthington said it's a 'right corker.'"
"Then doubtless it is so. How does it go, Brinkley? 'In your face I see the map of truth, loyalty, and sacred honour?'"
"I reckon it is something along those lines."
"But Brinkley--how can I put this succinctly?"
"With prolixity, sir."
"We don't have a hedge maze."
"Nonetheless, I discovered three of them prevaricating in a shrub this very morning. They elucidated they were trying to find the exit."
"Confound it, Brinkley! It was raining this morning."
"Yes, sir. I'm afraid they were in a dreadful state. Mr. Curry in particular has taken ill."
"Very well, Brinkley. To act without aplomb and conviction is to do nothing. Cut down the shrub."
"I attempted the very thing, sir, but it was occupied."
"I don't think you meant 'elucidated,' Brinkley. 'Hallucinated,' perhaps."
"Quite, sir."
Posted By: Pandora
Re: Squiggle - 03/01/21 08:01 PM
Norbert loved to play hide and seek, especially when the seekers yelled "allie allie in free" and he could reveal his hiding place.
Hey, Mr Scissorhands, leave this one alone!
Help, Help, I've been treed
Posted By: flotsam
Re: Squiggle - 03/03/21 01:37 AM
Rather than demonstrating his initiative, Bradley only proved to Marvel how little he really knew about the nemesis of Moon Knight.
Posted By: chrissie
Re: Squiggle - 03/05/21 11:28 AM
Chuchel: The FMV Gardening Edition.
Posted By: curly
Re: Squiggle - 03/05/21 02:58 PM
I just love the smell of cedar or pine.
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
Posted By: soot
Re: Squiggle - 03/06/21 09:17 PM
There once was a Prince named Otto Bismarck
A tiny little fellow oft seen at the park
Who hid in the bushes and oft did remark
While raising his hands and exclaimed I'm a "SHARK"
And that is the gospel according to Mark...
Posted By: flotsam
Re: Squiggle - 03/08/21 12:49 AM
If a bird in the hand is worth two in a bush, do two hands in a bush make many lights work?
Posted By: flotsam
Re: Squiggle - 03/08/21 04:15 AM
Or do they make a large bird, a pelican perhaps. One whose beak holds more than his belly can.
Or something more modest maybe. Whatever that may be.
But just in case the lights came on, kudos to the hands.
Posted By: LadyKestrel
Re: Squiggle - 03/08/21 08:59 PM
This was one of most surreal (and funniest) squiggles I've ever judged, from a halucinated hedge maze to pelican hands and a shark infested bush. However, in keeping with our gaming roots, I have decided to go with Chrissie's
Chuchel: The FMV Gardening Edition. Congratulations, Chrissie!
Posted By: Pandora
Re: Squiggle - 03/08/21 09:07 PM
Congratulations to chrissie on her 7th trophy!
Posted By: soot
Re: Squiggle - 03/08/21 10:34 PM
Congratulations Chrissie!!!