Vowel Play

All of the vowels and spaces have been removed from the following quotes. Can you replace them and rebuild the quotes?

-1. Chrchsthnlyplcknwwhrcnrrvltndgtthbststsnthhs!
-2. Clnngyrhswhlyrkdsrstllgrwngslkshvlngthwlkbfrthsstppdsnwng.
-3. Cllgsthtbrghtntrldffrdmyngmnhsbtwnsbjctnthsmthrndsbmssnthswf.
-4. thnkfhvgdbrkfstcldgwthtfdfrthrstfthdy.thnkthtntlbtlnchtm.
-5. Pblctrnsprttnntc:"Whnyxtthsvhcl,plsbsrtlwryrhdndwtchyrstp.fyfltds,plslwryrvcnd
wtchyrlngg.Thnky."
-6. fysmlwhnnnlssrndyrllymnt.-ndyRny
-7. Lrnfrmthrppl'smstks,lfsn'tlngnghtmkthmllyrslf.
-8. hppyprsnsntprsnncrtnstfcrcmstncs,btrthrprsnwthcrtnstftttds.
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-9. Dn'twrrythtchldrnnvrlstnty;wrrythtthyrlwyswtchngy.-RbrtFlghm
-10. Thrwsnscpystrdy.nx-frtntllr,dscrbdsbngshrtwthdrkhr,brketfprsn.
Thpblcsdvsdtbnthlktfrsmllmdmtlrg.

1. Church is the only place I know where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house.

6 - If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. - Andy Rooney

5. Public transportation notice: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you"

Three perfect solves!

7. Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them yourself.

9. Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you - Robert Fulghum

8. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. -Hugh Downs

flotsam and LadyK

manxman, you're missing one key word.

7. Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself. I am learning

I learn more every day.

10. There was an escape yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

That one never gets old.

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.

We agree to differ on the spelling of "shovelling"

We have to agree on the way lots of words are spelt, Rog. Good solve!

4. I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunch time.

With help from my sister.

An excellent sibling solve!

3. College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.

Nicely finished, Michele!

I agree, that was a tough one.