Squiggle - Winner is Sherlock!

Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Singer! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

C'mon, don't be shy.....kiss me you cow-herd!

Who needs a groomer when you can send your dog to the farm for a wash and massage? It's the redneck version of a doggy day spa.

Now, that's what I call a cow wash!

Don't knock it till you've tried it!

Oooo, you moooove me!

Farmer Bill's Pet Cleaning Service was a hit with all of the dogs

Can you tell I just LOVE it ????

Here's a scene from singer/songwriter Lobo's video of his new release: "Me and You and a Dog Who Moos" - a re-imagining of one of his hits from the early 70's.

Ha! Great job so far, everyone! I knew you wouldn't steer me wrong. There are more gags to be milked out of such a fun pic, though, so still time to tip the scales! (That's right, cow puns go both ways.)

It was Babe who told Farmer Hoggett to shape the salt lick to look like a dog, and after that thing with the sheep who was he to disagree.

Yes sir, it was the summer of '18 when Jasper was just 7 months old ... he was frolicking in and around the farm's pond playing with the catfish when he stumbled into a ground hornet's nest ... it seemed like the poor feller was chased in and out of the water by the hornets for hours and every since then Jasper detested water and getting bathed ... that is until Ms. Corie came up with the idea to spritz Jasper with her hummingbird solution in the pasture with the herd ... and Jasper now enjoys his wash day 'any day!'

Hi all.

It's going to be quite late tonight (Eastern time) before I'll have the chance to return to this thread, so judging will be slightly delayed. Which allows for more last-minute additions, so keep 'em coming!

In the meantime, I leave you to ponder that famous canine adage: Cleanliness is next to dogliness.

Gogdone right!

Ma: Where's Slurpee? His dinner's ready.

Pa: Where do you think?

Well, picking a winner has left me a little barking mad, but after much deliberation, I am pleased to crown Sherlock the winner for "Now, that's what I call a cow wash!" Every time I read it, I hear Rose Royce's "Car Wash" playing in my head, which makes it extra groovy.

Sherlock's entry just noses out soot's Farmer Bill endorsement, but there's no shortage of worthy challengers all around, from other delightful puns to clever little stories. (I'd particularly like to hear more about flotsam's "thing with the sheep.")

So thanks for the chuckles everyone, and congrats to Sherlock!

Congratulations to Sherlock on her 8th trophy!

Nice one, Cheryl!

Loved it!

Congrats, Sherlock!

Nice one Cheryl.

Yes indeed Cheryl ... most excellent ... congratulations!

Celebration Time, Sherlock 🤗🤗🤗

Glad I'm not the only one who wants to hear more about "the thing with the sheep."

Ah, thanks everyone! I loved all the entries.

Belated congrats on another win!

I second that!