Posted By: curly
Jokes. June 17 - 06/17/22 06:33 AM
-1. Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex?
Because they are ----- dogs.
-2. Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the ---l- thing.
-3. Why did the students eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a p---- of c---.
-4. Did you hear about the nervous javelin thrower?
His name is S---- s----.
-5. Why did the ninja stay in bed?
He had k--- f--.
6. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A b----- ---.
-7. What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
Some c---- s------.
-8. What did the rope say when it got tangled up.
Oh no! --o- again.
-9. What do you call a pig who does karate?
A p--- c---.
-10. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a ----b---.
Because they are ----- dogs.
-2. Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He got tired of the ---l- thing.
-3. Why did the students eat their homework?
The teacher said it was a p---- of c---.
-4. Did you hear about the nervous javelin thrower?
His name is S---- s----.
-5. Why did the ninja stay in bed?
He had k--- f--.
6. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?
A b----- ---.
-7. What do you give a horse with a bad cold?
Some c---- s------.
-8. What did the rope say when it got tangled up.
Oh no! --o- again.
-9. What do you call a pig who does karate?
A p--- c---.
-10. Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a ----b---.
- Hi Curly, have a great weekend 
I was abbreviating Barberque - but that isn't two words .... Sorry 
