Posted By: curly
Jokes. Sept.5 - 09/05/22 06:04 AM
-1. What did the mother cow say to her calf at night?
It’s ----u-- bed time.
2. What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a ----f--- b---.
-3. What happened when the female cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had ---t---.
-4. What did one rain drop say to the other?
Two’s company three is a -----.
-5. Why did they put the zebra in charge of the army?
It had the most ----p--.
-6. Which bird is always out of breath?
A ---f--.
-7. A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this ----- taken?"
-8. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is --a--.
-9. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says uno, dos, and poof! he disappeared without a ----.
-10. I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago. I now live in c---t--- f---.
It’s ----u-- bed time.
2. What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a ----f--- b---.
-3. What happened when the female cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had ---t---.
-4. What did one rain drop say to the other?
Two’s company three is a -----.
-5. Why did they put the zebra in charge of the army?
It had the most ----p--.
-6. Which bird is always out of breath?
A ---f--.
-7. A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this ----- taken?"
-8. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is --a--.
-9. A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three.
He says uno, dos, and poof! he disappeared without a ----.
-10. I threw a boomerang a couple of years ago. I now live in c---t--- f---.
Good morning Curly 
