Squiggle - Winner is ScarletDragon!

Tell us what you see! You may create a caption or a short story. Keep the entries G-rated, please. The best, most creative answer wins a beautiful, shiny trophy. You may submit as many entries as you like. This round's judge is our last winner, Singer! Judging will be done some time on Sunday.

A measure said to once belong to a member of Spinal Tap...

Nobody can measure up to you...

Sometimes it isn't a trick - 12 must surely be next

Gladys: Abner, it's going to be hot today...
Abner: Why do you say that Gladys?
Gladys: Well, the sun just came up and we're already at 12 inches...
Abner: ...I shouldn't have retired

Wine aficionados have found that Château Worrier 2013 can also double as a metal cleaner

I'm trying to measure pedestrian loyalty

There's no foot traffic here.

Let's measure those sidewalk cracks that broke your mother's back.

It's not quite time to mow the lawn. I'll wait until it's at least 12 inches.

Great work, gang! I can tell you're really extending yourselves on this one.

Not much longer until deadline, but there's still a day-plus left!

Okay, well done everyone! You've all clearly put your best foot forward.

It's tough having to be the ruler on this one, but after sizing everything up, I've gotta go with ScarletDragon's "It's not quite time to mow the lawn. I'll wait until it's at least 12 inches."

I'm pretty sure I've said that very thing! (Although I'd like to think it never quite got as bad as 12!)

Congrats to SD, and to everyone who came up just an inch or two short.

Congratulations to ScarletDragon on her 49th trophy!

Congrats, ScarletDragon!

Nice one SD.

Most excellent, SD!

Good one, ScarletDragon!

Thank you one and all. I'm sure I have actually said "It's not quite 12" yet, no need to mow the lawn today." It was a life story .... not a joke. We actually retired and moved to a Village in Florida so we didn't have to do yardwork any more. The landscapers are firing up their mowers and weed trimmers right now since Monday is lawn day here at Rolling Greens Village. Ah .... I love retirement!

Too funny, Scarlet. Retirement rocks!

Congratulations ScarletDragon! I am loving it too!

Grand Stuff, ScarletDragon 👍👍