Blonde Mortician
#1005935
03/10/15 01:53 PM
03/10/15 01:53 PM
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Joined: Jan 2007
Posts: 1,054 Sun City, AZ
Barry
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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit..
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed.
She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the Blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake.
To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque.
'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice. .. . .. . . . ...
So I just switched the heads.'
Bet ya didn't see that one coming!!! LOL
I've seen God, and his name is iPad. Let us pray yes, I do use my Hairbrush as a Microphone and Dance around in my Underwear. Thank you very much.
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Re: Blonde Mortician
[Re: Barry]
#1005953
03/10/15 03:19 PM
03/10/15 03:19 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,848 San Diego, CA
Sorta Blonde
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Posts: 9,848
San Diego, CA
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Oh oh oh! Not your usual blonde joke. Egads! Good one Barry.
WARNING! This person is extremely blonde...please type SLOWLY.
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Re: Blonde Mortician
[Re: Barry]
#1006020
03/11/15 12:01 AM
03/11/15 12:01 AM
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Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 4,940 Lincoln, NE
GuybrushThreepwood
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No I didn't see that one coming.
Currently Playing: Adventure Game: Broken Age Darkside: Star Wars: The Old Republic
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Re: Blonde Mortician
[Re: Barry]
#1006152
03/11/15 10:34 PM
03/11/15 10:34 PM
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Joined: Apr 2005
Posts: 33,073 Calera, Oklahoma
gymcandy1
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Joe's Diner Proprietor
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Oh man! Thanks for that one! joe
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